I want to add “you know what I was thinking?” It usually ends up with me doing some project that entails hammers and power tools…

I must say that I love the loud sigh. It says so much, with so little effort on my part.

AWESOME AND FUNNY… TRUE… HILARIOUS… BUT, YOU MUST GET A BETTER SHIRT…

Haha “whatever” is my favorite word.

classic.good job.

LMAO

I’d never really noticed how often those words come out of my mouth! Perhaps some of us women have taken the concept of reverse psychology way too far.

Nice…I say all that shit and didn’t even realize it.

So brrutally honest = So painfully true. Funny.

the only answer is “no, vision makes your ass look big.”