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Comedian Dan Bialek's real-life dispatches from telemarketing hell. http://www.ibearfalsewitness.com

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Keywords: telemarketing office job hell i bear False Witness buy my ninja wares Throwing Stars

Credits: Dan Bialek

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mwilder

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this is some funny great stuff and REAL!!!!! Just hilarious i am a huge fan.

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mwilder

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Danny i would vote for you a million times if you want. you rule the phone marketing thing.

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perfect

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Its always good to bend the space time continuoum

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they're kinka like spies...

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friggin great!

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