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Tom Cruise replaces Christian Bale in Batman

After Bale's tirade on the set of Terminator 4, Paramount dropped the star from the Batman franchise. Replacing him? Megastar, Tom Cruise. Here's Tom reflecting on what it means to be Batman.

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Added about 7 months ago

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Categories: Sketch Clean Comedy Parody

Keywords: Tom Cruise Christian Bale The SET Terminator 4 The Star The Batman Steve Altman Erik Van Wyck scientology funny sketch skit saturn and vine

Credits: Written and directed by Steve Altman for Saturn & Vine
Starring Erik Van Wyck

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b1ackbeard

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Tom Cruise scares the shit out me.

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redbandfilms

impression was spot on, good job

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cheeks123

cheeks123

This is a good one!! Really funny!

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Hilarious.

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Ridiculously hilarious.

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Dead-on!

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