Drunk Makeup Tips with Aging Actress Gloria Gilles

Jesus Christ !

You are SO funny and SO adorable.

“ If my hands are greasy, I can’t pick up the bottle,
and then, you know, what good is that ? ”

... is stuck in my head like a hit song.


The Kevin Costner / accent bit is hilarious, as well
( ... and so accurate, and subtly vicious. ).

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Incidentally, ever since we saw “ This Is It, ”
I’ve been s... more >

Jesus Christ !

You are SO funny and SO adorable.

“ If my hands are greasy, I can’t pick up the bottle,
and then, you know, what good is that ? ”

... is stuck in my head like a hit song.


The Kevin Costner / accent bit is hilarious, as well
( ... and so accurate, and subtly vicious. ).

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Incidentally, ever since we saw “ This Is It, ”
I’ve been sending people to your son’s
“ Smooth Criminal ” video and telling them
it’s better.

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I love you, I think.

Dump your Significant Anchor and let’s get pregnant,
whad’ya say ?

Just think, the kid’s height would probably be a negative number.