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Crystal Lake Spring Water

Jason Voorhees pays the bills by pitching Crystal Lake bottled water.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Not Safe For Work Parody

Keywords: Crystal Lake Spring water Jason Voorhees The Bills Friday 13th Crytsal Lake Spring Water JumpTheSharkProds

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NoelleD

NoelleD

Isn’t there a slight metallic taste to that water?

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tournick

tournick

nice lol

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where can i get mine

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Very funny.

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Gross, creative and semi-funny!

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