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A sad story about an internet stalker and his not-so-helpless victim. Parody sung in English! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EshhMFMvVQE
Published May 23, 2013 110 views More Info ยป
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Published May 23, 2013


True story. True story?



And tell me, what is your problem?



Enlarge your cam
Hey, I've seen your sexy photos



Enlarge your cam
Hey, I'm a pretty hipster guy



Enlarge your cam
My heart is bleeding passion



Enlarge your cam
Your boobs call me to action



You're like a dream to me
I swear I'll make you happy with a colonoscopy



Give me your address, take a breath and you'll see



I'll be cuddly, sweet and scented, but
You must give it to me



Baby, you will know what stalking is



Ah, ah, ah, you know that
Ah, ah, ah, I like you



Ah, ah, ah, I swear I'm
Handsome, rich, a gentleman



Sweetie
Swee-Sweetie



You there?
Cool as hell, a gentleman



Sweetie
You cam?



Sweetie
Hard and pure, a gentleman



Enlarge your cam
Hey, I've seen your lesbian photos



Enlarge your cam
Hey, I'm a huge calibe



Enlarge your cam
My heart is falling in love



Enlarge your cam
My organ is on fire



I grabbed your smut on screen
You will become a sta
The crappiest MANIAC ever seen



With that shitty face of yours
You're just as cool as mr. Bean



I will convey your verses
To Posterity and to the Cops



Baby, you will know what respect is



Ah, ah, ah, You're wrong
Ah, ah, ah, Don't do it
Ah, ah, ah, Because I'm



A millionaire and a gentleman



I grab your crap on screen
And I will make you scream!
I'll make you feel the steam



Please, don't!



I sent every screen shot
To everyone you know
Now wait and see it blow



Please, don't!
Please, don't!
Please, don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!



I I I I I I I I swear I'll become a gentleman



Sweetie Swe-sweetie
Listen - I'm a perfect gentleman



I die of love
In the night that never dies



And I imagine you by my side
I, with the tears that slowly melt



And you, you give me your HAND



Dirty filthy lousy jerk!



I've had enough of these masks
And these stereotypes



A maniac, a frigid woman
Take off your masks



And show yourselves to each othe
For what you really are



Well, ok, see me and chat



Aaaeeeh!
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