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A sad story about an internet stalker and his not-so-helpless victim. Parody sung in English! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EshhMFMvVQE
Published May 23, 2013 97 views More Info ยป
20 Funny Votes
2 Die Votes
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Published May 23, 2013
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True story. True story?

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And tell me, what is your problem?

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Enlarge your cam
Hey, I've seen your sexy photos

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Enlarge your cam
Hey, I'm a pretty hipster guy

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Enlarge your cam
My heart is bleeding passion

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Enlarge your cam
Your boobs call me to action

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You're like a dream to me
I swear I'll make you happy with a colonoscopy

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Give me your address, take a breath and you'll see

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I'll be cuddly, sweet and scented, but
You must give it to me

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Baby, you will know what stalking is

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Ah, ah, ah, you know that
Ah, ah, ah, I like you

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Ah, ah, ah, I swear I'm
Handsome, rich, a gentleman

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Sweetie
Swee-Sweetie

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You there?
Cool as hell, a gentleman

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Sweetie
You cam?

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Sweetie
Hard and pure, a gentleman

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Enlarge your cam
Hey, I've seen your lesbian photos

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Enlarge your cam
Hey, I'm a huge calibe

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Enlarge your cam
My heart is falling in love

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Enlarge your cam
My organ is on fire

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I grabbed your smut on screen
You will become a sta
The crappiest MANIAC ever seen

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With that shitty face of yours
You're just as cool as mr. Bean

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I will convey your verses
To Posterity and to the Cops

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Baby, you will know what respect is

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Ah, ah, ah, You're wrong
Ah, ah, ah, Don't do it
Ah, ah, ah, Because I'm

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A millionaire and a gentleman

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I grab your crap on screen
And I will make you scream!
I'll make you feel the steam

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Please, don't!

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I sent every screen shot
To everyone you know
Now wait and see it blow

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Please, don't!
Please, don't!
Please, don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!

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I I I I I I I I swear I'll become a gentleman

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Sweetie Swe-sweetie
Listen - I'm a perfect gentleman

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I die of love
In the night that never dies

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And I imagine you by my side
I, with the tears that slowly melt

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And you, you give me your HAND

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Dirty filthy lousy jerk!

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I've had enough of these masks
And these stereotypes

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A maniac, a frigid woman
Take off your masks

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And show yourselves to each othe
For what you really are

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Well, ok, see me and chat

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Aaaeeeh!
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