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Oscar nominee Jean Dujardin will obviously be playing a villain in his next role, here are the audition tapes.
Published February 09, 2012 1.2m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Jean Dujardin
Featuring - Anne Rieman, Nick Corirossi
Writer/Director/Editor - Ryan Perez
Producers - Alex Richanbach & Michelle Fox
DPs- Luca Del Puppo & Jonathan Nicholas
Gaffers - Eric Ulbrich & Sam Kim
Electric - Jarrett Sexton, Jason Booth, Eric Tolzmann, Aleks Abad
ACs - AJ Baca & Ray Lee
Sound - BoTown Sound
Jean Dujardin's Hair and Makeup - Louise Moon
Hair & Makeup - Emily Rae
Wardrobe - Heater Lake
First AD - Lauren Smitelli
PAs - Ross Buran, Andrew Grissom, Daniel Worlock
Production Designer - Caity Birmingham
Art Department - Caroline Louis, Vicky Chan, Alexx Bonovich
Special Thanks to Bryna Rifkin
Announcer: Lights, camera, action!

Nick Corirossi: Jean, I don't need to tell you this, but you have garnered a lot of heat in America off of The Artist.

Anne Rieman: Everyone in Hollywood wants to know: what is Jean Dujardin going to be doing next?

Jean Dujardin: Especially Jean Dujardin.

[everyone laughs]

Nick: Yeah! You know what a lot of European actors do once they get their big American break? They play a villain in a big action movie. I'm talkin' Jean Reno, Christoph Waltz

Anne: Javier Bardem, they all played bad guys.

Jean: And I want to play this type of part very much.

Anne: I'm really glad to hear that because we have a lot of auditions set up for you.

Jean: Really?

Nick: A lot!

Jean: Oh!

[beep]

Jean: Jean Dujardin, I am reading the role of James Bond's nemesis. Not so fast, Mr. Bond. You clever, but I'm more clever.

[beep]

Not so fast, Ethan Hunt. Looks like this mission is impossible.

[beep]

Checkmate John McClane. Time to die.

[beep]

Come, come Jason Borne, did you think you could get away so easy?

[beep]

Nice try Sherlock Holmes, but this is mystery you won't solve!

[beep]

The game [inaudible] is a bit sunder, your dragon tattoo cannot save you now.

[beep]

Not so fast, Spy Kids! No more child's play! [toy gun sounds]

[beep]

Prepare to die Jack and Jill. [laughs] I've never killed a brother and sister together.

[beep]

Nice try, bridesmaids, but none of you get the bouquet!

[beep]

Time to walk the plank, John Sparrow. [laughs]

[beep]

[laughs] It appears you have bought your last zoo [gun cocks]

[beep]

Judy Moody, looks like your summer will be a bummer.

[beep]

BOND! ANT! Borne? McClane. IRON MAN! Ghost Rider. Cesar! OPTIMUS PRIME! Thor! Tin Tin. Kermit? TRON? Conan. ROCKY! MADEA! [laughs] Smurfs? Kazaam? Alvin! Larry Crowne, more like Larry Drown! Thank you.

Anne: We have terrific news, Jean.

Nick: You booked all of the parts.

[everyone laughing and high-fiving]

Anne: Congratulations!

Nick: We should really get going, because you are about to star in fifty films this year.

Jean: Fifty?

Nick: Tough, it's gonna be tough. We, we have no time.

Jean: Mmm.

Nick: This celebration must end. Yeah.

[music playing]
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