Jean Dujardin's Villain Auditions

Oscar nominee Jean Dujardin will obviously be playing a villain in his next role, here are the audition tapes.

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Jean Dujardin

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Description: Oscar nominee Jean Dujardin will obviously be playing a villain in his next role, here are the audition tapes.

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Announcer: Lights, camera, action!

Nick Corirossi: Jean, I don't need to tell you this, but you have garnered a lot of heat in America off of The Artist.

Anne Rieman: Everyone in Hollywood wants to know: what is Jean Dujardin going to be doing next?

Jean Dujardin: Especially Jean Dujardin.

[everyone laughs]

Nick: Yeah! You know what a lot of European actors do once they get their big American break? They play a villain in a big action movie. I'm talkin' Jean Reno, Christoph Waltz

Anne: Javier Bardem, they all played bad guys.

Jean: And I want to play this type of part very much.

Anne: I'm really glad to hear that because we have a lot of auditions set up for you.

Jean: Really?

Nick: A lot!

Jean: Oh!

[beep]

Jean: Jean Dujardin, I am reading the role of James Bond's nemesis. Not so fast, Mr. Bond. You clever, but I'm more clever.

[beep]

Not so fast, Ethan Hunt. Looks like this mission is impossible.

[beep]

Checkmate John McClane. Time to die.

[beep]

Come, come Jason Borne, did you think you could get away so easy?

[beep]

Nice try Sherlock Holmes, but this is mystery you won't solve!

[beep]

The game [inaudible] is a bit sunder, your dragon tattoo cannot save you now.

[beep]

Not so fast, Spy Kids! No more child's play! [toy gun sounds]

[beep]

Prepare to die Jack and Jill. [laughs] I've never killed a brother and sister together.

[beep]

Nice try, bridesmaids, but none of you get the bouquet!

[beep]

Time to walk the plank, John Sparrow. [laughs]

[beep]

[laughs] It appears you have bought your last zoo [gun cocks]

[beep]

Judy Moody, looks like your summer will be a bummer.

[beep]

BOND! ANT! Borne? McClane. IRON MAN! Ghost Rider. Cesar! OPTIMUS PRIME! Thor! Tin Tin. Kermit? TRON? Conan. ROCKY! MADEA! [laughs] Smurfs? Kazaam? Alvin! Larry Crowne, more like Larry Drown! Thank you.

Anne: We have terrific news, Jean.

Nick: You booked all of the parts.

[everyone laughing and high-fiving]

Anne: Congratulations!

Nick: We should really get going, because you are about to star in fifty films this year.

Jean: Fifty?

Nick: Tough, it's gonna be tough. We, we have no time.

Jean: Mmm.

Nick: This celebration must end. Yeah.

[music playing]

Thomas crowne? More like Thomas Drown... Hilarious. Loved it.
Funny, but sadly more truer than it should be... GO AMERICAN XENOPHOBIA!!!
only thing missing, IMO, is u shoulda put him in "good will hunting 2: Hunting season"
Can't wait to see ALL OF THESE.
When he says "IRON-MAN!!!!" it KINDA sounds like "BARROWMAN!!!!"
Loved it! Sadly true
great job!!
This is hilarious! I'd love to see him do an American movie - just not as a Muppet murderer. ;-)
ROTFLOL!!! Je l'adore! Love him!
Great job guys! SO funny
Fun and so true. I so wish Javier Bardem was French
He's trying to improve his english. Not quite there yet ...
definitely the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie!
tjo i hve never c diz ,funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
Juste un acteur , mais alors quel acteur ! Capable de jouer tous les rôles.
love this! so funny and so sad but true! : )
this was really wonderful - i love funny or die!!!!!!!
If he gave this performance in a real Spy Kids movie, it would be the ONLY time I would ever go out of my way to actually watch a Spy Kids sequel.
I wanna DIE when he says "Conan", seriously. Too funny! Please Jean, be in everything from now on.
cant wait for we bought a zoo too
c'est Loulou!
Le prochain Jean Reno pour les Américain ....
My god that was truly brilliant. Can he be oscar nominated for this?
Coooooooooooonnnnannnnnnn......Raaaaahhh.....xD
jesus, that jack sparrow one was just freaking creepy,loved it!