Jean Dujardin's Villain Auditions
Oscar nominee Jean Dujardin will obviously be playing a villain in his next role, here are the audition tapes.
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Actor
Jean Dujardin
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Writer/Director
Ryan Perez
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Actor
NickCorirossi
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Actor
Anne Rieman
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Executive Producer
Funny Or Die
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Producer
Alex Richanbach
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Sound
BoTown Sound
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Production Designer
Caity Birmingham
Additional Credits:
Starring - Jean Dujardin
Featuring - Anne Rieman, Nick Corirossi
Writer/Director/Editor - Ryan Perez
Producers - Alex Richanbach & Michelle Fox
DPs- Luca Del Puppo & Jonathan Nicholas
Gaffers - Eric Ulbrich & Sam Kim
Electric - Jarrett Sexton, Jason Booth, Eric Tolzmann, Aleks Abad
ACs - AJ Baca & Ray Lee
Sound - BoTown Sound
Jean Dujardin's Hair and Makeup - Louise Moon
Hair & Makeup - Emily Rae
Wardrobe - Heater Lake
First AD - Lauren Smitelli
PAs - Ross Buran, Andrew Grissom, Daniel Worlock
Production Designer - Caity Birmingham
Art Department - Caroline Louis, Vicky Chan, Alexx Bonovich
Special Thanks to Bryna Rifkin
Starring - Jean Dujardin
Featuring - Anne Rieman, Nick Corirossi
Writer/Director/Editor - Ryan Perez
Producers - Alex Richanbach & Michelle Fox
DPs- Luca Del Puppo & Jonathan Nicholas
Gaffers - Eric Ulbrich & Sam Kim
Electric - Jarrett Sexton, Jason Booth, Eric Tolzmann, Aleks Abad
ACs - AJ Baca & Ray Lee
Sound - BoTown Sound
Jean Dujardin's Hair and Makeup - Louise Moon
Hair & Makeup - Emily Rae
Wardrobe - Heater Lake
First AD - Lauren Smitelli
PAs - Ross Buran, Andrew Grissom, Daniel Worlock
Production Designer - Caity Birmingham
Art Department - Caroline Louis, Vicky Chan, Alexx Bonovich
Special Thanks to Bryna Rifkin
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Oscar nominee Jean Dujardin will obviously be playing a villain in his next role, here are the audition tapes.
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Announcer: Lights, camera, action!
Nick Corirossi: Jean, I don't need to tell you this, but you have garnered a lot of heat in America off of The Artist.
Anne Rieman: Everyone in Hollywood wants to know: what is Jean Dujardin going to be doing next?
Jean Dujardin: Especially Jean Dujardin.
[everyone laughs]
Nick: Yeah! You know what a lot of European actors do once they get their big American break? They play a villain in a big action movie. I'm talkin' Jean Reno, Christoph Waltz
Anne: Javier Bardem, they all played bad guys.
Jean: And I want to play this type of part very much.
Anne: I'm really glad to hear that because we have a lot of auditions set up for you.
Jean: Really?
Nick: A lot!
Jean: Oh!
[beep]
Jean: Jean Dujardin, I am reading the role of James Bond's nemesis. Not so fast, Mr. Bond. You clever, but I'm more clever.
[beep]
Not so fast, Ethan Hunt. Looks like this mission is impossible.
[beep]
Checkmate John McClane. Time to die.
[beep]
Come, come Jason Borne, did you think you could get away so easy?
[beep]
Nice try Sherlock Holmes, but this is mystery you won't solve!
[beep]
The game [inaudible] is a bit sunder, your dragon tattoo cannot save you now.
[beep]
Not so fast, Spy Kids! No more child's play! [toy gun sounds]
[beep]
Prepare to die Jack and Jill. [laughs] I've never killed a brother and sister together.
[beep]
Nice try, bridesmaids, but none of you get the bouquet!
[beep]
Time to walk the plank, John Sparrow. [laughs]
[beep]
[laughs] It appears you have bought your last zoo [gun cocks]
[beep]
Judy Moody, looks like your summer will be a bummer.
[beep]
BOND! ANT! Borne? McClane. IRON MAN! Ghost Rider. Cesar! OPTIMUS PRIME! Thor! Tin Tin. Kermit? TRON? Conan. ROCKY! MADEA! [laughs] Smurfs? Kazaam? Alvin! Larry Crowne, more like Larry Drown! Thank you.
Anne: We have terrific news, Jean.
Nick: You booked all of the parts.
[everyone laughing and high-fiving]
Anne: Congratulations!
Nick: We should really get going, because you are about to star in fifty films this year.
Jean: Fifty?
Nick: Tough, it's gonna be tough. We, we have no time.
Jean: Mmm.
Nick: This celebration must end. Yeah.
[music playing]
Nick Corirossi: Jean, I don't need to tell you this, but you have garnered a lot of heat in America off of The Artist.
Anne Rieman: Everyone in Hollywood wants to know: what is Jean Dujardin going to be doing next?
Jean Dujardin: Especially Jean Dujardin.
[everyone laughs]
Nick: Yeah! You know what a lot of European actors do once they get their big American break? They play a villain in a big action movie. I'm talkin' Jean Reno, Christoph Waltz
Anne: Javier Bardem, they all played bad guys.
Jean: And I want to play this type of part very much.
Anne: I'm really glad to hear that because we have a lot of auditions set up for you.
Jean: Really?
Nick: A lot!
Jean: Oh!
[beep]
Jean: Jean Dujardin, I am reading the role of James Bond's nemesis. Not so fast, Mr. Bond. You clever, but I'm more clever.
[beep]
Not so fast, Ethan Hunt. Looks like this mission is impossible.
[beep]
Checkmate John McClane. Time to die.
[beep]
Come, come Jason Borne, did you think you could get away so easy?
[beep]
Nice try Sherlock Holmes, but this is mystery you won't solve!
[beep]
The game [inaudible] is a bit sunder, your dragon tattoo cannot save you now.
[beep]
Not so fast, Spy Kids! No more child's play! [toy gun sounds]
[beep]
Prepare to die Jack and Jill. [laughs] I've never killed a brother and sister together.
[beep]
Nice try, bridesmaids, but none of you get the bouquet!
[beep]
Time to walk the plank, John Sparrow. [laughs]
[beep]
[laughs] It appears you have bought your last zoo [gun cocks]
[beep]
Judy Moody, looks like your summer will be a bummer.
[beep]
BOND! ANT! Borne? McClane. IRON MAN! Ghost Rider. Cesar! OPTIMUS PRIME! Thor! Tin Tin. Kermit? TRON? Conan. ROCKY! MADEA! [laughs] Smurfs? Kazaam? Alvin! Larry Crowne, more like Larry Drown! Thank you.
Anne: We have terrific news, Jean.
Nick: You booked all of the parts.
[everyone laughing and high-fiving]
Anne: Congratulations!
Nick: We should really get going, because you are about to star in fifty films this year.
Jean: Fifty?
Nick: Tough, it's gonna be tough. We, we have no time.
Jean: Mmm.
Nick: This celebration must end. Yeah.
[music playing]
More by Jean Dujardin, Ryan Perez, NickCorirossi, Anne Rieman, Fu...
- Thomas crowne? More like Thomas Drown... Hilarious. Loved it.
- Funny, but sadly more truer than it should be... GO AMERICAN XENOPHOBIA!!!
- only thing missing, IMO, is u shoulda put him in "good will hunting 2: Hunting season"
- Can't wait to see ALL OF THESE.
- When he says "IRON-MAN!!!!" it KINDA sounds like "BARROWMAN!!!!"
- Loved it! Sadly true
- great job!!
- This is hilarious! I'd love to see him do an American movie - just not as a Muppet murderer. ;-)
- ROTFLOL!!! Je l'adore! Love him!
- Great job guys! SO funny
- Fun and so true. I so wish Javier Bardem was French
- He's trying to improve his english. Not quite there yet ...
- definitely the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie!
- tjo i hve never c diz ,funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
- Juste un acteur , mais alors quel acteur ! Capable de jouer tous les rôles.
- love this! so funny and so sad but true! : )
- this was really wonderful - i love funny or die!!!!!!!
- If he gave this performance in a real Spy Kids movie, it would be the ONLY time I would ever go out of my way to actually watch a Spy Kids sequel.
- I wanna DIE when he says "Conan", seriously. Too funny! Please Jean, be in everything from now on.
- cant wait for we bought a zoo too
- c'est Loulou!
- Le prochain Jean Reno pour les Américain ....
- My god that was truly brilliant. Can he be oscar nominated for this?
- Coooooooooooonnnnannnnnnn......Raaaaahhh.....xD
- jesus, that jack sparrow one was just freaking creepy,loved it!
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