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Linx The Cat (Animated) Gives his own twisted take on the BP Oil Spill ! ... * Adult Language Warning !!! *
Published July 07, 2010 250 views More Info ยป
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Written, Produced & Performed By: Tim Lindsey (shooz423)
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Published July 07, 2010
BP OIL SPILL SKETCH OUTLINE



HELLO AGAIN EVERYONE ! THIS IS LINX THE CAT WITH THE LATEST ON THE BP OIL SPILL TRAGEDY THINGY... SO OK. ...

President Obama met with THESE LITTLE BP BITCHES IN THE WHITE HOUSE THE OTHER DAY to GET BP , TO pay DAMAGES TO victims of the GULF oil spill.

THE BP Chairman **Carl-Henric Svanberg, & BP CEO Tony Hayward** MET WITH THE PRESIDENT after Obama said HE WOULD make BP pay for DAMAGES...

OH! AND Joe Biden,& SOME OTHER WHITE HOUSE DUDES WHERE THERE TOO....HOW NICE..
..AND JOE BIDEN WHISPERED TO OBAMA .."THIS IS A BIG FUCKIN' DEAL YOU KNOW !"
..YESS! YES !! YOU KNOW ?!.. WHAT HE SAID .. WHEN ..HEALTH CARE ?? ..YES.. AH. ..OH WELL ..AH YES.. AT THE MEETING..

SO THEY ALL SAT DOWN TO DISCUSS WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE OIL SPILL AND IF BP WOULD PAY DAMAGES AND HOW MUCH, AND HOW TO CLEAN UP THE QUOTE "STICKY MESS" .. OH YES !! DID YOU HEAR THAT ? ...

*THE PRESS IS CALLING THE OIL SPILL A QUOTE.. "STICKY MESS" .. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I KNOW ABOUT STICKY MESSES MY FRIENDS OH YES YES ! ...

* I HAVE A STICKY MESS EVERY TIME I SEE THAT BITCH PAMELA ANDERSON ON DANCING WITH THE STARS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN !YES YES !! HEE HEE! ...IT TAKES A PUSSY TO KNOW A GOOD PUSSY I ALWAYS SAY !! ...
YESS YESSS !!
WHAT CAN I SAY ? .. I JUST LOVE WASHED UP OLD WHORES!..HEE HEE HEE ! ..YES YES,..OH COME ON PAMELA ! .. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT YOU LITTLE SLUT ! .. CALL ME ! ... GIVE LINXY A CALL OR MAYBE I CAN TWITTER YOU ! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT WHEN I TWITTER YOU DON'T YOU, YOU FILTHY GIRL ! YOU LOVE TO GET YOURSELF TWITTERED! OH YES YESS !! ...YOU KNOW ONE TIME I GOT EXCITED & WAS TWITTERING SO FAST, I HIT THE WRONG BUTTON & ACCIDENTALY TWITTERED ALL OVER MYSELF !!! YES YES !!
SOMETIMES I JUST LIKE TO BEAT MY TWEET IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING OH YES YESSS !! HEE HEE ! AH WELL ..

..OH YES, BUT I DIGRESS.. BACK TO THE OTHER STICKY MESS...

YOU KNOW THOUGH,
YOU REALLY HAVE TO FEEL SORRY FOR THESE BP GUYS THOUGH DON'T YOU ?? ...POOR TONY HAYWARD... THE CEO, .. SAYING ON TV AWHILE BACK HOW HE.. "WANT'S HIS LIFE BACK"...OH YOU POOR THING ! OH BOO HOO BOO HOO HOO ! ... I WANT MY LIFE BACK...HE SAYS...WELL, GUESS WHAT ?!..I WANT MY LIFE BACK! YOU LIMEY PRICK !!! .. EVERY TIME I TURN ON THE TV THERES ANDERSON COOPER OR SOME OTHER COCKSUCKER TALKING ABOUT ..LIVE FROM THE BP OIL SPILL... OH IT'S DAY THREE THOUSAND NINETY FIVE OF THE WORST ECOLOGICAL DISASTER IN THE UNIVERSE ! OH FUCK ME !!! .... I CAN'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL WITHOUT SEEING PICTURES OF OILY FUCKING SEAGULLS OR SOME ENVIRONMENTAL FUCK CLEANING OIL OF A ROCK WITH A Q-TIP ! .."WELL AT LEAST THAT'S ONE ROCK WE SAVED" ... OH THAT'S SO FUCKING GREAT ! YOU CRAZY COCKSUCKERS..I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER KNOWING THERE IS ONE MORE FUCKING CLEAN ROCK IN LOUISIANA NOW !!! .. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK ! ... OH MY FUCK ...YES YES..

BUT TONY HAYWARD WANTS HIS LIFE BACK ... YES..BOO HOO.. YOU ENGLISH COCK SUCKER !! YES I KNOW YOU CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK TO YOUR NORMAL LIFE OF SUCKING COCK & LICKING BALLS EVERYDAY YOU LIMEY PRICK !!! ..OH YES, I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR CEO TONY HAYWARD & BP Chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg .. I'M SURE THEY REALLY MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN THEY WOULD SPEND HOURS & HOURS IN THEIR LOCKED OFFICES DRESSED UP LIKE LITTLE GIRL SCOUTS & PLAYING TOSS MY SALAD & PEE ON ME DADDY! .. YOU LIMEY FREAKS !!..
WE KICKED YOUR ASSES OUT OF OUR COUNTRY TWICE YOU FAGGOTY BRITISH COCKSUCKERS !!! YOU TEA & CRUMPET EATING LITTLE BITCHES !!! ..YES YESSS..!
.. OK, WELL, ..

ANYWAY, OH YES,SO, AT THE MEETING WITH OBAMA, BP AGREED TO set aside $20 billion DOLLARS for victims OF THE OIL spill, in addition to a $100 million DOLLAR fund for unemployed oil rig workers affected BY THE SPILL..

WELL, I GUESS THAT IS SOMETHING...YOU LIMEY FUCKS.. BUT HEY ..WHAT ABOUT MY SUFFERING YOU ENGLISH PRICKS !!! IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING OILY BIRD OR CRYING FISHERMAN ON TV, I'M GOING TO FUCKING HANG MYSELF LIKE DAVID FUCKING CARRADINE YOU UPPETY BRITISH QUEERS !!! .. I NEED ABOUT A MILLION DOLLARS IN DAMAGES SO I CAN BUY SOME NEW BLU RAY CAT PORNO OR SIGN UP TO CATS-ASS.COM WEBSITE OR SOMETHING SO I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP SEEING THIS SHIT ON TV MORNING NOON & NIGHT & IN BETWEEN YOU ENGLISH BAD TEETH HAVING SNOTTY FUCKERS !!! .... WHY DON'T YOU JUST KISS MY FURRY ASS YOU LIMEY FUCKING PRICKS !!!! YES ! YES !! (HISSS HISSS MEOWWW)!!!

WELL THATS ALL FOR NOW... I'VE GOT TO TURN ON THE TV TO SEE ANDERSON COOPER SHOWING LIVE HOW MANY MORE GALLONS OF FUCKING OIL HAVE SPILLED INTO THE GULF TODAY !!!... YOU BP FUCKERS !..

UNTIL NEXT TIME, SAME PUSSY TIME, SAME PUSSY CHANNEL, THIS IS LINX THE PUSSYCAT SAYING, .. MEOOW MEOOW FOR NOW !!! ..HEE HEE .. YESS YESS!..
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