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Dorothy Mantooth takes Champ Kind to The People's Court for taking her to a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again.
Published January 02, 2014 140k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: David Koechner, Cloris Leachman, Pam Murphy, Mike Leffingwell, Emily Morris, Doug Barron
Director: Jack Allison
Writer/Producer: Juliet Seniff
Producer: Ryan Kohler
Executive Producer: Matthew Labov
Editor: Payman Benz
1st AD: Adam Geise
2nd AD: Nick King
DP: Zach Zdziebko
1st AC: Asia Heredia
Cam Op: Douglas Beatty
Gaffer: Tyler Manning
Swing: Seth Craven
Key Grip: Mario Colli
Production Designer: Tricia Robertson
Stylist: Michelle Thompson
MU/H: Valene Del Rosario
Sound: Ben Adams
PA: Ben Taylor, Matt Faigh
Special Thanks: Juliet Green

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...AND THEN TAKE YOUR MOTHER DOROTHY MANTOOTH OUT FOR A NICE

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SEAFOOD DINNER, AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN...

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AGAIN...

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AGAIN...

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[INTERPOSING VOICES OF ANGER]

[PEOPLES COURT THEME MUSIC PLAYS]

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THIS IS THE PLAINTIFF DOROTHY MANTOOTH.

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SHE ALLEDGES THE DEFENDANT TOOK HER OUT FOR A NICE

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SEAFOOD DINNER, AND HAD THE NERVE TO NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.

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SHE'S SUING FOR $5000 DOLLARS IN EMOTIONAL DAMAGES

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[TYPEWRITER SOUND]

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THIS IS THE DEFENDANT CHAMP KIND.

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HE SAYS HE HAS SEX WITH AT LEAST 2 WOMAN A MONTH,

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AND IT'S HIS RIGHT NOT TO CALL THEM AFTERWARDS.

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[TYPEWRITER SOUND]

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BOTH PARTIES HAVE AGREED TO DISMISS THEIR COURT CASE,

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AND HAVE THEIR DISPUTE SETTLED HERE IN OUR FORUM.

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THE PEOPLE'S COURT.

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HI I'M DOUG LOUALLEN, AND WELCOME TO THE PEOPLE'S COURT.

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TODAY THE CASE OF THE TEAR SOAKED LOBSTER BIB.

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I KNOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN SWARN, AND I HAVE READ YOUR

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COMPLAINT MA'AM.

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CHAMP TOOK ME OUT TO A NICE SEAFOOD DINNER, AND MADE ME FEEL,

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WELL HE MADE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN AGAIN.

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THEN HE NEVER CALLED ME AGAIN.

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YOUR HONOR, CHAMP KIND, RUINED MY LIFE.

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WHAT'S THAT WORTH?

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UHH, ABOUT $5000 DOLLARS.

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YOUR HONOR, I HAVE SEX WITH LOTS OF WOMAN AND NEVER CALL THEM.

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EVEN RADIO CITY ROCKETTES.

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RIGHT.

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WE HAD SEX 3 TIMES.

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ONCE IN A WHEEL CHAIR.

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ONCE ON MY OLD RADIATOR.

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WHICH I BURNED MY BACK ON.

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AND ONCE IN FRONT OF MY 20" INCH SONY TV,

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WHILE WATCHING THIS VERY PROGRAM.

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DID THAT NOT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?

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NO.

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HOW OLD WAS THAT 20" INCH SONY?

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UHH, IT WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD, YOUR HONOR.

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I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE PROOF IS OF THAT.

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I DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE A RECEIPT, YOUR HONOR.

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WHY DIDN'T YOU GET A RECEIPT?

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WHY DOES THIS EVEN MATTER, YOUR HONOR?

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DOROTHY SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.

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I HAVE EVIDENCE SHOWING THAT I WAS NEVER GOING TO CALL.

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YOUR HONOR, YOU DON'T JUST TAKE OUT A KIND AGING WOMAN OUT TO RED LOBSTER, AND

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NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.

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THERE ARE RULES FOR BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING.

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HOLD ON WAPNER.

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I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO THIS,

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BUT DOROTHY MANTOOTH, IS A BIGGER RACIST THAN EVEN ME.

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HELL SHE SAYS LITHUANIANS ARE STUPID,

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THE SCOTTISH ARE UGLY,

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AND EGYPTIANS STILL LIVE IN PYRAMIDS.

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WHICH IS TRUE, BUT WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY OUT LOUD.

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I AM SUING YOU DOROTHY MANTOOTH FOR BEING A HUGE PAIN IN MY ASS.

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ARE YOU SUING FOR A $100 DOLLARS?

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YES, FOR THE SEAFOOD DINNER, WHICH IS ABOUT $35 DOLLARS THEY INCLUDE THE TIP

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BECAUSE I WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN ONE.

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THE SERVICE WAS TERRIBLE.

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YOUR HONOR THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS.

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I'M THE PLAINTIFF. NOT HIM.

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WHAT ARE YOU HERE TO TELL ME?

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WELL, PAM IS MY SPIRITUAL FRIEND.

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SHE DOESN'T TALK.

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ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO TELL ME.

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OH, SHE'S NOT A WITNESS.

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WE'RE OUT ON A DATE.

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I'M NOT IMPRESSED WITH ANY OF THE PARTIES.

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SO WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO I GUESS, IS A 50-50 CASE.

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AND I'VE OFTEN BEEN ASKED, "WHAT HAPPENS JUDGE IF THE CASE IS 50-50?"

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AND I SAY TO THEM, THE PERSON THAT HAS THE BURDON OF PROOF LOSES.

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BUT UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES, JUDGEMENT IS FOR THE DEFENDANT.

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[TYPEWRITER SOUND]

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I'M THE DEFENDANT?

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WAMMY!

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[PEOPLE'S COURT THEME MUSIC PLAYS]

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LETS GO DOLL.

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DID YOU WIN?

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YES I DID.

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AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN, DOROTHY.

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BYE DOROTHY.

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I JUST HAVE SOME HOMEWORK TO DO.

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OH NO, YOU DON'T HAVE HOMEWORK.

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