You would not believe the amount of work that went into this sketch video.
Published October 19, 2014 100k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - "The Button Factory" - Chris Pine, Tony Liebtrau, Ian Gotler, Drew Howerton, William Greenberg
Directors - Nick Corirossi & Charles Ingram
Producers - Lindsay Kerns & Matt Mazany
Writer - Nick Wiger
Director of Photography - Aaron Ulrich
Production Designer - Kyle Smith
Editor - Charles Ingram
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
Wardrobe Stylist Jordy Scheinberg
Make Up Artist - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Gaffer - Igor Tochilikov
Key Grip - Sven Kampka
Art Assists - Aaron Arnol and Heather Sims
Wardrobe Assist - Kassey Rich
PA - Ashley Holloway, George Barber
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Published: October 19, 2014


> ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. I'M SURE THE
JURY HAS MUCH TO CONSIDER.
DO YOU WISH TO CALL ANY
OTHER WITNESSES, VAMPIRE LAWYER.
(sound of an organ plays)

> YOUR HONOR, I VAMPIRE LAWYER,
WOULD LIKE TO CALL (inaudible name)
(sound of court attenders
reacting in shock)
IS IT TRUE YOU WERE ON
DOCKS ON THE NIGHT
OF JUNE 19TH?

> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO
GET ME TO SAY VAMPIRE LAWYER,
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BITE.

> THE TRUTH. YOU CAN'T
HANDLE THE TRUTH.
NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.
(sound of an organ plays)
(calming piano lead music plays)
YOU KNOW SAMPSON RICE IS,
IT'S GOT THAT KIND OF,
THAT THING, YOU KNOW?
(beep)

> I WANT (stumbles and then laughs)...
(you hear the
film crew laughing)

> DID YOU SEE-- THEY KEEP ON
COMING OUT (laughs).
CAN WE GET SOME
GLUE FOR THESE?
(beep)

> ORDER, ORDER, ORDER...
IT'S CARDBOARD GUYS.
(laughter is heard in the background)
WHAT DO WE GOT? WHAT DID WE
SPEND ABOUT 5 BUCKS?
(beep)

> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING
TO GET ME
TO BITE
(stumbles and mouths
a cluster of sounds)
HERE WE GO.
(beep)

> IT'S THIS MUCH FUN ALL
DAY LONG.
(beep)
(acoustic guitar led music
continues in the background)
YOU'RE GOING TO GET UP EARLY
IN THE MORNING, BUT YOU'RE
GOING TO GO TO THE SET,
YOU KNOW, GET YOUR MAKEUP PUT ON,
, 5 HOURS A DAY, UM,
YOU JUST DO IT.

> Male Voice: HEY FOLKS,
IT'S ME, JIMMY CARTER.
WE KNEW THAT OPERATION
VAMPIRE LAWYER HAD AN
EXTREMELY HIGH POSSIBILITY
OF FAILURE. AFTER IT WAS
SUCCESSFUL OF COURSE WE
HAD TO KEEP IT SECRET.
WE UPHELD THE INTEGRITY
OF OUR COUNTRY, AND WE
DID IT PEACEFULLY.
(music continues to play)
(males are singing)
Vampire lawyer
Hey
Vampire lawyer
Hey
You will bring us
justice to this court
Lawyer
(music continues)
(males sing)
Vampire lawyer
Vampire lawyer
Vampire lawyer
You will bring us justice to this
You will bring us justice to this
You will bring us justice to this court

> THIS COURT IS ADJOURNED.
(sound of a mobile phone vibrating)
(mysterious atmospheric music plays)
DID YOU FIND THE OMNISPHERE?

> SIR, WE'VE GOT A
BIG OL' THING HERE.
BOO-YAH.

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