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1-900-NERD GIRL

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Web Series Sketch

Keywords: nerd phone sex star wars 900 nerd girl lord of the rings

Credits: ©2008 Hidden TV Productions

Web Series: Web Series: The Monkey Box (1 of 21)

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LOL

posted about 6 months ago

GetAClueWebSeries

LOVE the tagline to this video!

posted about 10 months ago

duringmydeath

Well Done very funny.

posted about 12 months ago

poontangonomics

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Awesome

posted about 1 year ago

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EPiC.

posted about 1 year ago

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IM CALLIN

posted about 1 year ago

phoenixphyre

So tell me, Do you think there is any way that I’d have a chance with elf girl?

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