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Jesus failed to sell his robe and sandals on Ebay in first attempt to raise money for the apocalypse. Now he's making the leap into the fitness business with his new workout video titled "Walk with Jesus."
After noticing the obesity epidemic all around him, Jesus decides the best route to making money would be through sales of his new fitness video. In this video he formally announces his exercise video "Walk with Jesus" is in production. Stay tuned for the coming workout video released next week. CD's will be on sale!
If you've got a little "pudge-pudge-pudge" isn't it time you walked with Jesus?