A music video about the true meaning of Christmas.....American Style! NEWSFLASH!!... more »
A music video about the true meaning of Christmas.....American Style!
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“The Little Savior’s Birthday,
The angels all did sing,
“Head to the mall, and buy lots of things.”
The Little buggers birthday,
Come let’s feel the joy.
Buy a huge TV, and get the kids a toy
In a far off manger,
A little child was born,
So let’s put Santas on the roof,
And Elves upon the lawn.
Little Jesus has a birthday,
Gather round the tree.
I’ve got loot for you right here,
Let’s hope there’s lots for me!
The Messiah has a birthday,
It’s time to celebrate!
Let’s head out to Wally Mart,
I know they’re open late.
Christmas comes in 5’s and 10’s,
That say, ‘In God We Trust.’
Wouldn’t Jesus be proud of us?”