It's Christmas! Let's Shop for Jesus
A music video about the true meaning of Christmas.....American Style! NEWSFLASH!! Godtube has condemned this video to suffer the fires of eternal damnation...YOWZA!!! “The Little Savior... more »
A music video about the true meaning of Christmas.....American Style!
NEWSFLASH!! Godtube has condemned this video to suffer the fires of eternal damnation...YOWZA!!!
“The Little Savior’s Birthday,
The angels all did sing,
“Head to the mall, and buy lots of things.”
The Little buggers birthday,
Come let’s feel the joy.
Buy a huge TV, and get the kids a toy
In a far off manger,
A little child was born,
So let’s put Santas on the roof,
And Elves upon the lawn.
Little Jesus has a birthday,
Gather round the tree.
I’ve got loot for you right here,
Let’s hope there’s lots for me!
The Messiah has a birthday,
It’s time to celebrate!
Let’s head out to Wally Mart,
I know they’re open late.
Christmas comes in 5’s and 10’s,
That say, ‘In God We Trust.’
Wouldn’t Jesus be proud of us?”
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A music video about the true meaning of Christmas.....American Style!
NEWSFLASH!! Godtube has condemned this video to suffer the fires of eternal damnation...YOWZA!!!
“The Little Savior’s Birthday,
The angels all did sing,
“Head to the mall, and buy lots of things.”
The Little buggers birthday,
Come let’s feel the joy.
Buy a huge TV, and get the kids a toy
In a far off manger,
A little child was born,
So let’s put Santas on the roof,
And Elves upon the lawn.
Little Jesus has a birthday,
Gather round the tree.
I’ve got loot for you right here,
Let’s hope there’s lots for me!
The Messiah has a birthday,
It’s time to celebrate!
Let’s head out to Wally Mart,
I know they’re open late.
Christmas comes in 5’s and 10’s,
That say, ‘In God We Trust.’
Wouldn’t Jesus be proud of us?”
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