David the DIY guru shows you how to make your own Lucky Charms cereal.
- March 17, 2015
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March 17, 2015
> Pat O'Brien: Hey, what's up you guys?
I'm David with another one of David's Tips for the do it yourselfer.
Now we all remember Lucky Charms from when we were kids right?
(he mimics) Ah, they're after me Lucky Charms.
(still mimicking) Get away from me ya damn kids.
Well, today we're going to be making our own right here at home.
The main ingredient is regular whole grain oats. Boring right?
Just kidding, I love oats.
Ok, so you're just going to go ahead and start with a little scoop
full of oats, alright. I'm not sure how they exactly get them to be
that shape, but hey, it's DIY, and nothing has to be perfect.
Great, so you're just going to want and go ahead and make
all sort of batches of these, and being careful not to mess up your shapes
we're just going to very gently, sort of move these into the bowl...whoops.
Alright, kinda losing our shapes there, but that's ok.
Don't worry about it being perfect.
So, right now these should look, well, pretty close.
Now it is time for the fun part the marshmallows.
So you're just gonna want to go ahead...I got my bowl of marshmallows here.
Not sure exactly how they get them so small. They're a bit harder too, but um...
Just rip'em off, and sort of drop them...whoops.
Obviously the key to a good bowl of Lucky Charms cereal is the marshmallows.
So definitely apply liberally...
Alright, well these are starting to...great.
You know what? Just sort of toss them in there.
Something still seems a little bit off. It doesn't look exactly,
like it does on the box. You know what it is, we need a little
bit of coloring in these bad boys. So I just went on ahead and grabbed some
sort of colorful condiments out of my fridge.
Whoops, this will be one of our yellow stars.
Very colorful, very nice.
So I can actually already smell this mustard which is a bad sign so
I'm going to kind of cool with the mustard.
What better for red balloons than a little bit of RedHot sauce?
The kids are all after me red balloons. Ahh...
I'd say that's starting to look like a bowl of lucky charms.
And now it's time to add the milk.
Deb, hon, do we have any milk?
> Are you kidding me? No.
> Deborah, come here, dammit.
(whispers) Come here, just give me some of your breast milk.
> (Deborah): Absolutely not.
> I don't have any milk for the video. I need...
> (Deborah): You have to stop worrying about these stupid videos.
> Stupid videos?
> (Deborah): Stupid.
And start worrying about prenatal care for our child.
> These videos if they do well on Youtube will become monetized, and
they will pay for our child's college fund, dammit.
Ok guys, so good news, I was able to convince Deborah to give me some of her
breast milk, so we do have milk for the cereal.
Uh, the bad news is that she's divorcing me, and I think she means
it this time. Go ahead and forgive the dog bowl here.
Deb actually took all the bowls, so.
I'm going to go ahead and just add our breast milk now or regular milk,
which will work probably for you at home.
It's very hot.
Alright, well I guess the only thing that's left is to give it a taste.
Deborah took the fucking...
Looks like we don't have any spoons either so...
Let's just give this a taste.
It's good. It's really...
> (Male Voice): David stop.
David, Come on.
David, Come on.
> No, no...
> David, it's gross.
> You'll never have me Lucky Charms.
> David! Stop it.
> Oh, he's after me Lucky Charms.