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I Poop On A Date

(4 of 99 Chapters) I always get great girls and then I mess it up somehow. I need a girl who is understanding.

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Keywords: I Need A Girl curt covington curtis grandmother series comedy Will Ferrell Adam Sandler Jack Black Jim Carey poop shit Drink Drank Drunk college party Jack Ass weed

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MrCelsius

MrCelsius

Well, goodluck finding a girl to put up with your shit!

posted about 3 months ago · Report Spam

theDIRTYmidget

That's a hard row to hoe, and a good hoe to have.
I can't remember any pants-pooping incidents, but I'm sure that's just another part of what drove 'her' away, once upon a time.

This is SO motherfucking funny.

posted about 3 months ago · Report Spam

RossBigley

RossBigley

Me too.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

Amy4Birds

Amy4Birds

Who would get mad about that? I thought everybody shit their pants at Six Flags.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

heyloudawg

heyloudawg

me too

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peculiarbelle

At least you are sweet enough to hide it from her.

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WebCred

WebCred

really

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serpentelli

Oh My!

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amyt57

amyt57

hmmm

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