Hall of Fame
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- HI. WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF
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BETWEEN TWO FERNS WITH ZACH GALIFIANAKIS.
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I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW AND MY GUEST
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TODAY IS SOMEONE NAMED BRADLEY COOPER.
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- I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.
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THANK YOU.
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- YOU'RE IN A COMEDY MOVIE RIGHT NOW.
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LET'S TALK COMEDY MOVIES.
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I LOVE WEDDING CRASHERS.
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SEEN IT THREE TIMES.
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- OH, THANK YOU.
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- WERE YOU IN THAT?
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- YEAH.
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- WHO'D YOU PLAY?
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- I PLAYED SACK LODGE. HE WAS THE BAD
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GUY IN THE MOVIE, OPPOSITE OF VINCE
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VAUGHN. REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU I GAINED
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LIKE TWENTY FIVE POUNDS FOR THE ROLE
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BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED THAT YOU
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WOULDN'T BELIEVE THAT I COULD BE THE
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BAD GUY TO JEREMY AND JOHN, THE
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CHARACTERS THAT OWEN WILSON AND VINCE
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VAUGHN PLAY. THIRTY FIVE YEAR OLD
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DIVORCE LAWYERS AND FOR THEIR FREE TIME THEY LIKE TO CRASH WEDDINGS.
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AND, AT ONE OF THE WEDDINGS THAT
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THEY'RE CRASHING, OWEN'S CHARACTER--
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- I THINK, UH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE WEDDING PLANNER.
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- NO, THAT'S MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, WHO
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I DID FAILURE TO LAUNCH WITH.
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HE PLAYS A GUY, WHO ALSO THIRTY FIVE YEARS
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OLD, WHO'S STILL LIVING AT HOME WITH
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HIS MOM AND DAD, KATHY BATES AND TERRY BRADSHAW AND I PLAY DEMO--
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- WHO GIVES A FUCK? NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.
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SO, YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA?
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- YEAH. YEAH, I LIVE IN VENICE, CALIFORNIA.
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- SO, YOU HANG OUT WITH A LOT OF SHOWBIZ TYPES?
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- NO.
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- IS FUCKING CARROT TOP BEHIND ME?
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- NO.
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HI, CARROT.
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- HEY, WHAT'S UP?
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- YOU'RE ON THE COVER OF DETAILS
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MAGAZINE, WHICH IS A REALLY GOOD
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PUBLICATION IF YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF
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COLOGNE.
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- [laughs]
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- ALRIGHT.
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[mimics his laugh]
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WHY DO HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT?
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- WHAT?
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- WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO ME?
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- I'M NOT BEING MEAN, I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS.
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SO YOU HOSTED SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.
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- YEAH. THAT WAS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE.
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- WHOSE?
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- [laughs]
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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DID ELAYNE BOOSLER DROP OUT?
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- COME ON, MAN.
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- COME ON, MAN.
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- ZACH.
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- ZACH.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- I'M READING MY NOTES.
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- NO, IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW I WAS INSECURE ABOUT THAT.
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- WELL, MAN, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T SKATE
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ON YOUR LOOKS ALONE.
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- [laughs]
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- IT'S NOT FUNNY.
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[mimics his laugh]
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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WHAT MATTERS IS IN HERE.
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YOU GOTTA KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT INSIDE OF HERE.
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- DON'T TOUCH ME.
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- YOU NEED TO OPEN UP.
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- ALRIGHT.
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- HUH--
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- I'M ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS.
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