The Wanky Shit Demon and his wife Mrs Wanky Shit Demon try to drum up a bit of business.

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Joel Veitch
Ed Snow
David Shute

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June 22, 2010
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Wanky Shit Demon 2

Inside an office toilet cubicle, a man is having a shit, on the toilet seat rather than in the toilet. He looks at it, wondering whether or not to wank on the shit.

*POW*

Mrs Wanky Shit Demon appears in a puff of smoke

MAN: ARGH! OH GOD! Who are you? Please don't hurt me!

MWSD: I'm Mrs Wanky Shit Demon. I see you've just shat. Thinking about wanking on it? Go on, why not have a lovely wank on that shit?

The man cowers into the corner, terrified of the giant female rabbit demon in the cubicle with him. He whimpers.

MWSD: Go on! You know you want to! Have a lovely refreshing wank on that shit!

The man just cowers and whimpers. He pisses and shits himself.

MWSD's phone rings. She answers. It's the WSD phoning from his world.

MWSD: Hello? Vomita Wanky Shit Demon speaking.

WSD: Hello my darling! It's me! Any luck drumming up business?

MSWD: Hello you gorgeous hunk of Rabbity love! No, I'm afraid he doesn't seem to want a wank.

WSD: Oh dear. I don't know what the world's coming to these days. Nobody seems to want to wank on their own shit any more.

MWSD: What shall I try darling?

WSD: Have you tried being sexy? That might get him in the mood for squirt a bit of cream on his bum chocolate!

MWSD: Ok my lover.

SHE GETS OUT HER MANY PUTRID SEEPING RABBIT BREASTS AND RUBS THEM IN THE POOR TERRIFIED MAN'S FACE AS HE TRIES TO SHRINK INTO THE WALL. THEY ARE LEAKING SHIT AND WANK.

MWSD: OK, I'm rubbing my lovely boobies for him!

WSD: Oh yes, I expect that will get him in the mood to ice his arsecake!

THE MAN VOMITS AND SHITS AND PISSES AND SCREAMS IN HORROR

MWSD: Oh dear. Can I help you with that deary?

SHE TRIES TO WANK HIM OFF. HE CONTINUES TO SHIT AND PISS AND VOMIT AND SCREAM

MWSD to WSD: No, this isn't working dear. I don't think he's going to do it. There must be something wrong with him, poor fellow.

WSD: Why don't you come home then dear? We could go for a drive in our magical car instead!

MWSD: Oh how lovely! Ok deary, be right there!

She disappears with a flash, and reappears in wanky shitworld with WSD in their magical car.

WSD: All I ever seem to get is endless calls out to Alex Gaskarth these days. Never mind dear, let's go for a spin! Their car takes off and they sing happily

Wank, wank, shitty shitty wank wank shitty shitty wank wank we love you
Wank, wank, shitty shitty wank wank shitty shitty wank wank yes we do

They run over the guy from episode 1, who was standing waist deep in shit and wank, puking. They don't notice. WSD leans over to his wife with his tray of cakes

WSD: Cake?

ENDS
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