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No Chicks, Just D**ks Pick Up Artist

Suspicious, Drewnicorn, and Faghag teach men how to pick up other men. A parody to VH1's The Pick Up Artist.

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Added over 2 years ago

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Categories: Not Safe For Work Sketch Parody

Keywords: Pick up Artist Pick up The Pick Jordan zeh Andrew Harrell Gay Suspicious Drewnicorn Faghag

Credits: Jordan Zeh, Andrew Harrell, Michelle Mitchell.

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MA_Ross

MA_Ross

Oh Jordan let me spank ya!!

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fubarius

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haha nice

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DaveMcBrayer

bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, creepy

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TallyBlue

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oh my…a very different mix…funny!

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