Male Voiceover: Coming up this Thursday on the Fox News Channel, the first
Republican Presidential debate of 2016, and the first ever to have it's
candidates picked solely on their popularity. All your top polling favorites
are in. Cruz, Rubio, Bush, Walker, and of course the most popular candidate
with 20% percent, Donald Trump.
Donald: You're fired, go.
Male Voiceover: But thanks to a new survey of registered Republican
voters some even more popular candidates will be here to debate:
Chuck Norris, Grave Digger, the trailer for Michael Bay's new Benghazi movie,
s Chuck Norris from his Walker, Texas Ranger series, the cast of
Celebrity Apprentice Season 8, a giant wall, a good old fashion F-16 stadium
flyover, the Baconator, Dwayne Privey, a crazy mofo from the Ozarks who
likes chasin' tail and making bail, 1980s Chuck Norris, from the Missing in Action trilogy,
the reanimated revisionist history 40th president Ronald Reganstein, who
never once raised taxes or gave amnesty to 300 million undocumented immigrants,
the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem.
So tune in to Fox News this Thursday to catch all of the action with your moderators
Brett Baier, Megan Kelly, and by popular demand, the Google search for
topless, plus Charlotte, plus Mckinney, plus pics.