- Rob Riggles Ribs, I'm in Mini Applesauce, Mini Sodas.
Home of applesauce.
Let's go have some applesauce and have some good applesauce.
(electronic music)
Toly crobus, it's the Mississippi River!
Remember, from the-from my-from when-
from school?
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I.
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I.
M-I-S-S-
Look, look, look.
I am to play the guitar for music.
(laughs hysterically)
Oh my God, go, go go, go, go!
Are you joking my ass?
Look at this boat with a big danosaur on it!
I love it so much!
I wish it was mine! I wish it was mine!
Whoa, baby boy, look at the size of this boot.
They say it's a hundred feet big
and it was made to kick the ass of all my haters.
(laughs hysterically) (smooching sound)
I'm so bad!
This nasty cat gives Mini Applesauce a thumbs up!
Well so do I you stupid idiot!
Juniper creebus, you know what I really wanna-
Excuse me... you know what I really wanna do
is check out the marble of America.
Holy snopes, here we go. The Moral of America.
Come, come. Chep, chep.
(squeaking animal sounds) (hysterical laughing)
Nordstrom Rack!
Jamba Juice!
Par-foo-mani-eh!
Benigens!
(gasping)
Hi honey!
I don't know, kinda just feels like a regular old mall.
Except for the giant Lego danosaur!
(static) Chopper, come in, I'm having a pretty goo...
I'm having a pretty ni.. I'm having a pretty fu..
I'm having a pretty good time at the Malafa Malaga.
Are you joking my ass?
Look at these nasty canyons.
You boys are so nasty. (smooching)
(electronic music)
Ah, you disgusting hiccupotamus, get out of my life!
This cute honey told me
"I don't think we have a connection".
I said, "Alpaca Connection in your ass".
Get out of my ass, turn around and zip the hole back up.
They got a rolly roller right in the mall!
I don't know if we should give it a try-
Yeah, we should give it a try!
(screaming)
Boring.
Pretty much not scary in the hardliest.
Piss on my children,
what a day I've had here in Mini Applesauce.
Now I get to kick back with some of the good and mushy.
It even was the best day of my whole life.
(electronic music)
