You've probably heard a
lot about the Koch brothers.
How we spend a fortune
influencing Republican politicians to
lower taxes on the wealthy
and loosen up environmental regulations.
Some have said that this is
a plot to avoid paying taxes,
and keep our oil refineries running,
but we just believe in strong Libertarian principles.
So we're here to talk about an
issue that effects all Americans.
Brothers should be able to fuck.
Did you know that it is illegal in
over 50 states for brothers to fuck?
Not that we want to fuck...
["Sailing" by Christopher Cross plays]
It's about Libertarian principles.
Isn't it older brother?
Yes it is younger brother,
and we're going to fight this
the same way we fight every issue.
[together] Spend money!
-["Jump" by Van Halen plays]
First, we're going to use tax deductible
contributions to set up a think tank,
which we will then use to bring
our fringe views into the mainstream.
-[Male #1]: Mr. Koch--
I'm not fucking my brother!
Here's a research paper that
says an increase in brother to
brother fucking will lower unemployment.
[sighs] David, you are dumb, but loyal.
Of course not, but it doesn't matter.
It's in the public consciousness now.
A recent Cato Institute study showed
that deregulating brother
fucking would create thousands of new jobs.
Sean Hannity: You feel the same way I do.
We need to control the message,
so we use one of the 63 newspapers that we own--
Look at the story I got
published in the Detroit Midland.
That's very good David.
One of those 63 newspapers or the hundreds of paid right
wing media members to change the national discourse.
["You Make My Dreams Come True" by Hall and Oates plays]
-Rush Limbaugh>Directly, totally about trying to hold on to freedom.
Glenn Beck: You decide who your family is. [sighs]
They're tired of Barack Obama,
and the philosopher king to the
Supreme Court telling them that
they can't fuck their brothers.
God wants us to fuck our brothers.
[Male #2]: The motion has passed,
brother fucking is legal.
Another victory for Libertarianism,
and all it took was hard work, a little luck,
and hundreds of millions of dollars.
And now, all across this
great nation of ours,
brother can finally fuck brother.
Yes, we did this for the people.
Just like when we created public doubt about climate change,
for the people.
Well, I guess that's it.
Fuck you America.