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Jonathan loves three things - top knots, Pride Week and Game of Thrones.
Published June 09, 2014 120k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Jonathan Van Ness
Featuring: ​Sally Brooks
Directed by Erin Gibson
Written by Erin Gibson and Jeffery Self
Producer Matt Mazany and Ross Buran
DP - Cristina Dunlop
Editor - Leann Bowen
Assistant Editor - Kathria Tizon
Camera Operator - Matt Sweeny
Sound Mixer - Ryan Kaiser
Production Designer - Flower Cole

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HEY GIRL DID YOU WATCH
GAME OF THRONES LAST NIGHT?

2

HEY GIRL I WATCHED THE
TONY AWARDS LAST NIGHT.

3

OH SHIT GIRL IT'S ABOUT TO BE ON

4

YEAH IT IS.

5

[GAY OF THRONES THEME MUSIC]

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SO FIRST WE HAD JON SNOW,
AND TUBBY LOVEY

8

HAVING A LITTLE CONVO,
AND TUBBY LOVEY IS ALL

9

LIKE, JON SNOW, SINCE WE'RE
GOING TO DIE TONIGHT

10

COULD YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO GET A LITTLE NASTY?

11

SO JON SNOW IS TRYING
TO TELL TUBBY LOVEY

12

ABOUT IT BUT HE'S TOTALLY
STRUGS TO DO IT.

13

WHO'S THIS PURSE?

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THIS WHOLE OTHER PURSE.

15

YOU'RE RIGHT TOPPING MAN.
THEY'RE RIGHT TOPPING YOU.

16

FOR A LITTLE WHILE YOU'RE
MORE THAN JUST

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YOU. BROTHER I'M NO
BLEEDING POET.

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SO WHEN IT COMES TO
MATTERS BEING HARD CORE

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GAME OF THRONES CAN
TOTALLY DO THAT, BUT

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THEN WHEN IT COMES
TO BEING A LITTLE BIT

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MORE LIKE SOFT TENDER

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KISSES THEY TOTALLY
GET A LITTLE PINK

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IN THE CHEEKS.

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WHEN I WAS AT HEADWIG
I GOT TO MAKE OUT

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WITH NEAL PATRICK
HARRIS, AND MY CHEEKS

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WERE PINK FOR DAYS.

27

I'M SO JELLY, YOU GOT
TO MAKE OUT WITH NPH?

28

WELL I DIDN'T REALLY,
BUT I'M TELLING

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EVERYBODY THAT I DID.

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AND THEN YOU SEE ONE
OF THOSE MANNEQUIN HEADS

31

THAT I LEARNED HOW TO
DO A PERM ON, AND

32

BITCH SHE WAS WORKIN'.

33

ALL THE WILD THE GINGER
WIDLY WILL NOT

34

SHUT UP ABOUT SEXING
WITH A FREAKING BEAR.

35

FANGS WERE SHARP. SHE
KNEW HOW TO USE THEM.

36

WHICH AT FIRST I THOUGHT
HE WAS TALKING

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ABOUT DOING IT WITH A BIG

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HAIRY QUEEN, BUT
REALLY HE WAS TALKING

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ABOUT DOING IT WITH
AN ACTUAL BEAR.

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LIKE A BROWN BEAR OR A
KODIAK, OR LIKE A WINTERFELL BEAR

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OF SORTS.

42

AND THEN JON WHO'S LIKE
NONE OF YA'LL BETTER

43

TOUCH JON SNOW.
THAT BITCH IS MINE.

44

ANYONE ELSE TRIES
TO KILL HIM,

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I'LL HAVE A (INAUDIBLE).

46

MEANWHILE, LEA REMINI
COMES TO THE GATE ONLY

47

TO BE HIDDEN IN THE
CASTLE BLACK WALKIN FRIDGE.

48

BUT THEN BEAUTY SCHOOL
PRACTICE DOLLY HEAD

49

COMES OUT OF HER WORG
AND SHE'S ALL LIKE

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GIRLS, YOU BETTER GET
READY TO DANCE.

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IT'S TIME.

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AND THEN ISH GETS
TURNED UP, AND SO MUCH HAPPENS.

53

TUBBY LOVEY GIVES A PEP
TALK TO SCARE JOE JONAS.

54

THERE'S AN EVIL
SNUFFLEUPAGUS, AND A

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REALLY BIG GIANT.

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THEY'RE GIVING ME 100%
DIRTY MYSTERIOUS CIRQUE

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DU SOLEIL.

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GIRL, IT'S RAINING ARROWS.
THEY'RE THROWING

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ROCKS LIKE CAVE MEN.

60

GINGER RAGE GOES FULL
EN FUEGO, AND THEN

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THEY'RE DANGLING THESE
ARCHERS OVER THE EDGE,

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THEY'RE TOTALLY
DEFYING GRAVITY.

63

(LADY): (SINGING) I'M FLYING
HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY.

64

ACTUALLY GIRL I'M NOT
SURE I'M FEELING THAT.

65

IT'S KINDA HARD FOR ME
TO HEAR SINCE YOU'RE

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NOT GREEN.

67

TOTES UNDERSTAND.

68

ANYWAY, IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' MELEE.

69

EVERYONE IS SO MUDDY,
I WAS LIKE, I CANNOT

70

SEE WHO IS WINNING.

71

AND THEN FINDING
FORRESTER SEAN CONNERY

72

HIDES, AND THEN LEA
REMINI IS LIKE, BITCH

73

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY WALK IN FRIDGE.

74

AND THEN GIANT MAURICE
SENDAK KENNY RODERS IS

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LIKE EXCUSE ME, HOUSEKEEPING.

76

IN THEN TUBBY LOVEY
TOLD BABY TOM HANKS

77

GET RICH OR DIE TRYING.

78

EVERYONE IS GIVING US
LONG KISS GOOD NIGHT

79

GEENA DAVIS.

80

SAM LITERALLY LETS THE
DOGS OUT, AND THEN

81

ALABASTER STEEL AND
JON SNOW MEET EYES.

82

THEY HAVE A FULL ON
BRAWL, BUT THEN JON

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SNOW PUTS THE FREAKIN'
HAMMER THROUGH THE TOP OF HIS

84

HEAD, HE TURNS AROUND
AND THEN THERE IS DOWNTOWN.

85

THEY HAVE A MOMENT,
AND I'M LIKE HOLY SHIT,

86

THROUGH ALL THE RAIN
THEY'RE TOTALLY ABOUT TO

87

REKINDLE BECAUSE THEY
WERE LIKE SOFT IN THE

88

EYE, MEANWHILE SHE GETS
THE FUCKIN' ARROW THROUGH

89

THE BACK OF HER BABY
GINGER HEART. THEY EMBRACE,

90

IT'S SO SAD, AND THAT
WHOLE TIME I WAS LIKE I WAS SO

91

READY TO LET YOU GO
DOWN BECAUSE YOU WERE

92

BEING KIND OF A BITCH.
I'M KIND OF OVER YOU.

93

BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT
I WAS NOT READY

94

TO LET HER GO AT ALL...

95

YOU KNOW (INAUDIBLE)...

96

JON SNOW.

97

SHE'S GIVING ME SO MUCH
ROSEY LIKE GOLDNESS,

98

AND HER DEATH IS SEEMS
LIKE, IS THERE ANY OTHER REASON FOR

99

LIGHTING THIS RIGHT
NOW IS SO PERFECT.

100

I SORELY MISSED

101

(SINGING) THEY WILL
KEEP IT CLOSE

102

AND RAIN WILL MAKE
THE FLOWERS

103

IS THAT, THAT ANNE
HATHAWAY SOLO?

104

105

ARE YOU OK?

106

OH I DIED.

107

SO THEN JON SNOW IS
GETTING READY TO

108

GO ON HIS LITTLE VOYAGE
AND HE WAS SAYING

109

BYE TO TUBBY LOVEY
BUT HE WAS ALL LIKE, YOU KNOW

110

WHAT, YOU MADE ME
THAT MUCH STRONGER,

111

YOU MADE ME WORK
A LITTLE BIT HARDER,

112

YOU MADE ME THAT
MUCH WISER,

113

SO THANKS FOR MAKING
ME A FIGHTER.

114

- CHRISTINA AGUILERA
- OH.

115

I KNEW IT WAS FAMILIAR.

116

NOT LIKE CHRISTINA
AGUILERA, MOTHER OF

117

DRAGONS, LIKE ACTUAL
CHRISTINA AGUILERA.

118

THEY JUST LOOK A LIKE.

119

OH.

120

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

121

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
THE FIERCEST TOP KNOT.

122

OK.

123

(WHIPPING CLUSTER OF SALON SOUNDS)

124

YES, MAMA WE'RE GIVING FULL
KHAL DROGO REALNESS.

125

126

(SINGS) WHERE ARE...

127

MY DRAGONS.

128

OK, JONATHAN WE REALLY
GOT TO START CLOSING

129

ON TIME BECAUSE I'M
ALREADY LATE TO

130

DEANDRE'S GAME NIGHT.

131

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(STAMMERS) WH-- YOU GUYS
WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING

133

IS MAKES LITERALLY NO SENSE.

134

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I DON'T...

136

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