BUT - he's gay.

i still think the beginning is the best. murderer and set on fire while celebrating his birthday... HA!

I love money shot compilations

Oh my word. I am starting to think these reporters have dirty minds. The "black and gus" cows was funny, and how the other reporter corrected him was too funny.

who tapes the news off of television sets...(please insert redneck joke here)

i cant hear shit!
i wouldnt give that jlo a bj either!!

ahhhh…the internet…

this sucks like www.funnyordie.com/alphamale

“Ohhh what the internet is gonna do with THIS one.”

He hit THAT right on the nail, didnt he?

I actually remember seeing this live and thinking “Im gonna see this on one of those funny websites”. Nice.

black angus!