Fraternity School Shopping
Ain't no other lady that can spell like me.
- February 08, 2008
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Starring Fergie, Seth Morris, Amy Rhodes, Brian Huskey, Andie Bolt, Josh Simpson, Jordan Morris, Chris Farah. Written by Lauren Palmigiano. Directed by Drew Antzis.
February 08, 2008
Chris Farah: R-L-I-N. Gibberellin.
Seth Morris: I'm sorry Miss Gordon, that is incorrect.
Judge #2: Please exit the stage, and will contestant number twenty-eight please come to the microphone.
Seth Morris: Hello, gorgeous. I mean, contestant number twenty-eight. Will you please state your name?
Fergie: F to the E-R-G the I the E. You know no other lady put it down like me.
Brian Huskey: Your word is glamorous.
Fergie: G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S. If you ain't got no money take your broke a*s home. Glamorous.
Brian Huskey: It is an honor, thank you.
Seth Morris: I just said that. I just said that. We're honored.
Judge #2: Okay, well, thank you. Have a seat. Will one of you please call the next contestant?
Seth Morris: Okay, here we go, here it is. Josh Mulberry.
Brian Huskey: Josh, your word is compunction.
Josh Mulberry: C-O
Seth Morris: Nope! [Raspberries] No! Not even close. Is it Fergie's turn again? Yay Fergie!
Judge #2: Okay, let's begin the final round. This will be a sudden death round. Sudden. Death. Miss Ferguson, you will begin the round.
Brian Huskey & v Seth Morris: Yay! Fergie! Go Miss Ferguson!
Brian Huskey: Ferg, uh, your word is odorous.
Fergie: Could you please use it in a sentence?
Brian Huskey: Fergie is about to spell the word odorous.
Judge #2: Okay, that's...
Brian Huskey: Like this.
Fergie: O-D-O-R-O-U-S. Yeah. If that's your B.O. take your stank a*s home. Odorous.
Judge #2: Why are all of Miss Ferguson's words ending in the letters O-U-S?
Seth Morris: What? Why are rainbows beautiful? Because they just are!
Fergie: Suspicious. S-U-S-P-I-C-I-O-U-S. Yeah. If you ain't got no evidence, take your judgmental a*s home. Suspicious.
Judge #2: I will not tolerate that kind of language during a spelling...
Fergie: Pugnacious. P-U-G-N-A-C-I-O-U-S. Yeah. If you ain't got no fight, take your dog face home. You wanna go, lady?
[Audience Cheering and Booing]