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Full Credits

Rob Gronkowski: himself
Charlotte McKinney: herself
Scott Rodger: husband
Directors/Editors: Brad Schulz & Andy Maxwell
Producer: Dan Bernstein
Writers: Alex Richanbach & Brad Schulz
Based on the book by: Lacey Noonan
DP: Scotty Field
Key Grip: Mike Ross
Swing: James Jeffrey
Gaffer: David Kitchner
1st AC: Nacia Shreiner
Wardrobe Stylist: Jordy Scheinberg
Wardrobe Assistant: Riley Billingsley
Hair / MU: Jen Osborne
PA: Ben Parks
Extras: Dan Gronkowski and Robert Goon
Producer: Henry Penzi
Sound Mixer: Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound

Transcript

Rob Gronkowski: Hi, I'm Rob Gronkowski. This past year
I was happy to discover that somebody had written
a piece of erotic, fan fiction about me: A Gronking to Remember.
I read it and I loved it. Now I'm happy to announce that we've
turned into a major motion picture.
Here's an exclusive first look at the trailer.
(Male Voice): Touchdown Gronkowski.

> Who's that?

> Come on babe, that's Gronk.

> What's a Gronk?

> Gronkowski, Rob Gronkowski.
(Female Voice): Seeing this man spike a football sent
jiggling ribbons of electric jelly through my body.
I became obsessed with this mountain of a man.
[Whistle Blows]

> Sorry to interrupt, but pretty sexy right?
I'm sorry, now back to the trailer.
[Whistle Blows]
(Female Voice): I fantasized about Gronk lovingly, spiking
different items on to my butt, a bouquet of flowers, a box of chocolate,
and even a bottle of champagne.
[Whistle Blows]
(Gronk): The NFL wouldn't endorse this film,
so we had to change the names of the teams. The Jets are the New York
Planes, and the Patriots are the New England World Champions.
(Gronk): Would you do me the honors of letting me spike this onto your
butt?

> Yes, yes.
[Music Plays]
[Whistle Blows]

> Huh? Now that's good cinema.
(Female Voice): What was this magical door that opened up
inside of me?
[Music Plays]
(Gronk): It's a touching film.

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