Rob Gronkowski: himself Charlotte McKinney: herself Scott Rodger: husband Directors/Editors: Brad Schulz & Andy Maxwell Producer: Dan Bernstein Writers: Alex Richanbach & Brad Schulz Based on the book by: Lacey Noonan DP: Scotty Field Key Grip: Mike Ross Swing: James Jeffrey Gaffer: David Kitchner 1st AC: Nacia Shreiner Wardrobe Stylist: Jordy Scheinberg Wardrobe Assistant: Riley Billingsley Hair / MU: Jen Osborne PA: Ben Parks Extras: Dan Gronkowski and Robert Goon Producer: Henry Penzi Sound Mixer: Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
Rob Gronkowski: Hi, I'm Rob Gronkowski. This past year
I was happy to discover that somebody had written
a piece of erotic, fan fiction about me: A Gronking to Remember.
I read it and I loved it. Now I'm happy to announce that we've
turned into a major motion picture.
Here's an exclusive first look at the trailer.
(Male Voice): Touchdown Gronkowski.
> Who's that?
> Come on babe, that's Gronk.
> What's a Gronk?
> Gronkowski, Rob Gronkowski.
(Female Voice): Seeing this man spike a football sent
jiggling ribbons of electric jelly through my body.
I became obsessed with this mountain of a man.
> Sorry to interrupt, but pretty sexy right?
I'm sorry, now back to the trailer.
(Female Voice): I fantasized about Gronk lovingly, spiking
different items on to my butt, a bouquet of flowers, a box of chocolate,
and even a bottle of champagne.
(Gronk): The NFL wouldn't endorse this film,
so we had to change the names of the teams. The Jets are the New York
Planes, and the Patriots are the New England World Champions.
(Gronk): Would you do me the honors of letting me spike this onto your
> Yes, yes.
> Huh? Now that's good cinema.
(Female Voice): What was this magical door that opened up
inside of me?
(Gronk): It's a touching film.