Ron Burgundy Interviews Tom Brokaw!! An FOD Exclusive!

In 1975, Ron was working with my mother in the Great Tuscaloosa Tornado for channel 6 Petaluma.

I have him to thank for my mothers addicion to scotch and milk; and subsequently, her uncontrollable fits of rage.

Do you know what a woman hyped up on scotch and milk will do if you don't eat her pahsghetti?

Sufficed to say, thanks alot Ron for that lovely spiral ... more >

In 1975, Ron was working with my mother in the Great Tuscaloosa Tornado for channel 6 Petaluma.

I have him to thank for my mothers addicion to scotch and milk; and subsequently, her uncontrollable fits of rage.

Do you know what a woman hyped up on scotch and milk will do if you don't eat her pahsghetti?

Sufficed to say, thanks alot Ron for that lovely spiral stove-burner birthmark on my left cheek. I hate you. And the wiggles.