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New album "Beauty & Ruin" out June 3rd
Published June 01, 2014 95k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Directed by Alicia J. Rose
Produced by Alicia J. Rose & Lara Cuddy
Co-Producer/1st AD Todd Robinson
Director of Photography Bradley Sellers
Editor Margaret Lily Andres
Color Correction Eric Macey
Art Director Chip Brokaw
Art Assistant April Jones
Gaffer Steve Waters
1st AC Peggy Knoebel, A.J. McClary
2nd AC Hollie Metrick, Justen Hundley, Jacob Block
Sound Capture Brian Mazzola
Sound Design/Mixing Audiowells
Key Grip Travis Becker
Swing Tim Johnson
Wardrobe Brigid Flood & Peter Saturday
MUAH Sarah Prevo, Viridiana Cervantes
PA’s Jacob Block, Sharon Greenfield, Kate Heim, Chantel York
Opening sketch written by Jon Wurster
Filmed on location in Portland, OR on Record Store Day 2014
Thanks to: Terry Currier, Colin Meloy, Resonance Productions, Actual Industries, Bunk Sandwiches, Lance Bangs, Becker Productions, Janique Robilliard, Jason Wells, the staff of Music Millenium, Portland Music Company, Crema, Crush Bar, Lake Perriguey, Edwin Paroissien, Pacific Mean Time, Philip A. Anderson and all our fun loving extras.
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Published June 01, 2014

(GUY ON THE PHONE): OK, SO NEXT MONDAY NIGHT, TWO LONG SETS
$50 BUCKS,
AND NO GUEST LIST.
OK, ALRIGHT.
WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.
OK, THANKS. ALRIGHT.
OH, HEY COLLIN. WHAT'S GOING ON MATE?
HEY BOB.
(BOB): HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- IS THAT A FLIP PHONE?
- YEAH.
I DON'T SEE MANY OF THOSE ANYMORE.
DOES IT WORK?
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT GETS- IT GETS THE JOB DONE.
WHAT'S GOING ON MAN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
DECEMBERISTS REHEARSING HERE?
OH GOD NO.
THIS PLACE IS RIGHT NEXT TO A PLACE WHERE I GET MY
MUSTACHE GROOMING SUPPLIES.
I WAS OUT OF THE SHEA NUT BUTTER SWOOPING WAX.
OH, WOW, COOL. HEY, LISTEN HOT OFF THE PRESSES.
NEW SINGLE.
- GOOD LUCK SELLING THOSE MY FRIEND.
- WHAT?
WELL IT'S YOU KNOW-
LISTEN THE DAYS OF JUST TRAVELING AROUND IN A VAN
AND PLAYING SHOWS IS OVER. THESE DAYS YOU GOTTA
COMMUNICATE WITH THE PEOPLE. YOU GOTTA
BERAGE THEM WITH CONSTANT ALL CAPS UPDATES.
IT'S ABOUT YOUR ALBUMS AND YOUR SHOWS.
YOU GOTTA TWEET IT, YOU GOTTA INSTAGRAM IT, YOU
GOTTA FACEBOOK IT, YOU GOTTA TUMBLR IT, YOU GOTTA
MORPH IT.
MORPH IT?
IT'S A NEW APP THE DECEMBERISTS ARE RELEASING
IN JULY IT'S GOING TO CHANGE THE WAY THINKING PEOPLE
THINK ABOUT THINKING, ABOUT ORDERING PHOBIC
PALEON FUSED VEGAN DONUTS AT 2 AM.
WELL-
LISTEN, THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED AS A
VETERAN IN THE BUSINESS, IF YOU WANT TO SELL SOMETHING
YOU HAVE TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE IT'S GOING TO MAKE
THEIR LIVES BETTER. THAT THEY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT.
AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE CELEBRITY CAMEO
IN YOUR VIDEOS.
WELL I GOTTA ROLE. CARRIE BROWNSTEIN AND PETER BUCK,
TONYA HARDINGS, AND MEMBERS OF NEW SHOES,
BORDER FLASH, AND JAMES MERCER AND DAMIAN LILARD AND,
THEY'RE HAVING A WINE THROWING PARTY SO...
COLLIN THANK YOU FOR THE ADVICE.
SEE YOU BOB.
CAN'T LIVE, WITHOUT IT.
(BOB MOULD, "I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE" PLAYS)

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