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Don't Call me Jesus!

Don't Call me Jesus Fat Parody

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Categories: Not Safe For Work Sketch Parody

Keywords: Don t Call Me Jesus Fat Parody

Credits: JC

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harpon

harpon

Jesus!

posted about 29 days ago · Report Spam

owsla

owsla

Thankyou Jeebus

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jbmcpart

jbmcpart

I know you're not Jesus because I am.

posted about 4 months ago · Report Spam

ellesbelles

oh my dad. good one! but i can't stand your chicaaaaaago accent. north dakota, illinois, and massachusettes have the WORST accents...makes it all the funnier!

posted about 4 months ago · Report Spam

ian Renga

ian Renga

Dude you look just like Jesus.

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