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Gay of Thrones is back and she's leaving Season 4 of Game of Thrones on the dance floor.
Published April 03, 2014 360k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Jonathan Van Ness and Jeffery Self
Directed by Erin Gibson
Written by Erin Gibson and Jeffrey Self
Producer Matt Mazany and Becca Scheuer
Sound Mixer - Ryan Kaiser
Set Design - Flower Cole
Art Lead - Tricia Robertson

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ARE YOU EXCITED FOR SEASON
4 OF GAME OF THRONES?

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I NEVER SEEN IT.

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CALL KERRY WASHINGTON GIRL. THIS
IS A SCANDAL. IF YOU'RE GOING

4

TO WORK IN THIS SALON, YOU HAVE TO
WATCH GAME OF THRONE.

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DON'T WORRY THOUGH. I'LL CATCH YOU UP.

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SO, (INAUDIBLE) FAMILY IS DEAD GIRL.

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EXCEPT FOR HER MRS. CLEO ACTING
BROTHER, AND HER DUMB BITCH SISTER.

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BABY (INAUDIBLE) IS TOTALLY OUT FOR
REVENGE, AND I TOTALLY HOPES

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SHE GETS IT, BECAUSE SHE'S OUT TO
SHAKE ALL OF THOSE BITCHES THAT WRONGED HER.

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AND THEN HONEY (GASPS), THERE IS JOHN
SNOW, AND SHE'S MAKING A BITCH SWEAT.

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IT LOOKS LIKE HARBAR AND KING
JOFFREY, IS ABOUT TO HAVE TO

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SASHAY AWAY, BUT THEN HIS UNCLE
DADDY IS LIKE BITCH, THIS WAR

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IS NOT OVER.

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AND WHO'S RISING UP IN KINGS LANDING? IT'S NONE OTHER

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THAN MR. SOPHIA BEGARA.

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DON'T YOUR FATHER REIGN HERE?

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AND THEN I'M THINKING, OH SHIT
IS BLONDE CHER GOING TO SEE HIM,

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AND BE LIKE MY NECK, MY BACK,
MY OOH, AND MY UHH.

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AND ANYONE IN KING'S LANDING,
WHO WANTS TO GET FUCKING

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BETTER GET A FUCKING, BECAUSE
CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS ON THE WAY.

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SHE'S ON THE LOOP, AND SHE'S COMING FOR YOU GIRL.

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AND IT'S ABOUT TO GET DIRTY.

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SEASON 4, GAME OF THRONES, IS GOING
TO BE MORE SICKENING

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THAN CONSCIOUS UNCOUPLING.

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GOD, GWYNETH IS GOING THROUGH IT RIGHT NOW.

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WHY GIRL, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO GOOP?

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WELL REESE WITHERSPOON STARTING HER OWN GOOP.

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OH, SO GROSS, I GUESS WE'RE ALL
GOING TO HAVE TO CHOOSE OUR KINDOMS.

30

WHAT IS SHE DOING? SHE'S NOT SJP,
SHE'S NOT GWYNETH. SHE REALLY

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NEEDS TO GET IT TOGETHER.

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WHAT WAS THE LAST
MOVIE GYWNETH MADE?

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WHO CARES? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
GYWNETH GOT CAUGHT DRIVING DRUNK

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-BEING A HOT MESS--
-SHE WASN'T--

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WHATEVER, BACK OF THE CARS, SUCKING
D IN THE BACK OF THE CAR.

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-SHE'S A WHORE. I HATE HER.
-SHE WASN'T SUCKING D--

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SHE WAS SUCKING HER HUSBAND'S D IN THE BACK OF THE CAR.

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HE WAS DRIVING THE CAR.

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ROAD HEAD.

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(SIGH)

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REESE IS LIKE REDNECK TRASH, LIKE
SCUM GOT LUCKY.

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I MEAN FIRST OF ALL, NO. SHE'S NOT.

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-YES SHE IS.
-SHE'S A TALENTED ACTRESS.

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SHE HAS AN ACADEMY AWARD.

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FOR WHAT?

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FOR WALK THE LINE, AS JUNE CARTER CASH--

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OH SHE WAS CUTE IN THAT.
I DID LIKE HER IN THAT.

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SHE'S SANG HER OWN SONGS.

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BADLY, BUT I DID LIKE HER IN THAT.

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OK, BUT THEN WE HAVE GWYNETH SINGING HER OWN SONGS, PUTTING OUT A WHOLE

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ALBUM.

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HAVE YOU SEEN SLIDING DOORS?

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HAVE YOU SEEN COUNTRY STRONG?

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