2 Girls 1 Cup The Movie

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Announcer: This summer, prepare yourself for the greatest film of our time.

The shot cuts to the moon behind some clouds. The shot then cuts to an aerial shot of traffic moving on a highway.

Announcer: Based on the horrific true story that took place in the Hollywood Hills.

The shot cuts to the “HOLLYWOOD” letters in the hills above Hollywood. The shot goes black and a woman is heard screaming. The shot then cuts to a clip of Neve Campbell and Denise Richards making out in a pool from Wild Things.

Announcer: This is the actual account of two lesbians that shit into a cup…

The shot cuts to an image of chocolate soft serve ice cream being dribbled into a bowl.

Announcer: …and then eat that shit…

The shot cuts to Paris Hilton chewing on something.

Announcer: …and then throw that shit up…

The shot cuts to someone vomiting.

Announcer: …and eat that shit again.

The shot returns to Paris Hilton chewing with an image of a piece of shit superimposed over her mouth.

Announcer: Starring the winning team of Paris Hilton.

The shot cuts to Paris Hilton dancing in skimpy clothing and then cuts to a night vision video clip of Paris Hilton.

Unknown Male on Video Clip: How’s it going?

Announcer: As the shitor…

The shot cuts to of Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo from South Park.

Mr. Hankey: Hidey Ho!

Announcer: …and Lindsey Lohan as the shitee.

The shot cuts to Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan: Great.

Laughter and other indiscernible voices are heard in the background as the shot cuts to black. The shot then cuts to several men lying on the floor covered in shit or mud. The shot then cuts to black again.

Announcer: Watch as poor, innocent grandmothers are forced to watch our videotape…

The shot cuts to a woman dressed up to look like a grandmother screaming silently.

Announcer: …for our amusement on YouTube.

Demonic laugher is heard in the background.

Announcer: You’ve never seen anything so shocking…

A clip from Mean Girls of Lindsay Lohan walking down a hall is played briefly.

Announcer: …so degrading…

A shot of Paris Hilton dancing is shown again.

Announcer: …so absolutely hilarious…

A clip of Lindsay Lohan is played.

Lindsay Lohan: Oh God.

Announcer: As Two Girls One Cup The Movie.

The shot cuts to black and then the words Two Girls One Cup The Movie are flashed.