A Zooka Baby Halloween
It's Halloween, and Zooka Baby decides to go trick-or-treating. Escorted by Percival her manservant, she starts her adventure at Pauper Estates. She decides this location is best,... more »
It's Halloween, and Zooka Baby decides to go trick-or-treating. Escorted by Percival her manservant, she starts her adventure at Pauper Estates. She decides this location is best, because the trailers are packed one right next to the other. This will maximize candy intake. She figures she can't lose. That is until she encounters an assortment of oddball characters, including a zombie who thinks it is Christmas, a pirate who lives in a corn dog trailer, and a very conceited man. Their lack of candy is punished in short order by Zooka Baby and her trusty bazooka. She is able to salvage the evening when she encounters a 'just take one' bucket, which she quickly empties.
Back at the mansion, Percival and Zooka Baby bemoan the fact that they did not get much candy. Santa Clause soon pays them a visit, bringing sacks full of candy. This is payback for the weapons that Zooka Baby's father supplies Santa each year. Even with sacks full of candy, Zooka Baby still does not have any Crispy Creamy Chewy Crunch bars, which are her favorite. She decides to take one of her fathers fighter jets to the candy factory.
At the candy factory, they encounter a rude security guard who informs them that the candy is now made in Mexico. His surly attitude is quickly resolved with a bazooka. Zooka Baby then orders Percival to enter the factory and make some candy. She soon has thousand of candy bars, proving that what Zooka Baby wants, Zooka Baby gets. « less
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It's Halloween, and Zooka Baby decides to go trick-or-treating. Escorted by Percival her manservant, she starts her adventure at Pauper Estates. She decides this location is best, because the trailers are packed one right next to the other. This will maximize candy intake. She figures she can't lose. That is until she encounters an assortment of oddball characters, including a zombie who thinks it is Christmas, a pirate who lives in a corn dog trailer, and a very conceited man. Their lack of candy is punished in short order by Zooka Baby and her trusty bazooka. She is able to salvage the evening when she encounters a 'just take one' bucket, which she quickly empties.
Back at the mansion, Percival and Zooka Baby bemoan the fact that they did not get much candy. Santa Clause soon pays them a visit, bringing sacks full of candy. This is payback for the weapons that Zooka Baby's father supplies Santa each year. Even with sacks full of candy, Zooka Baby still does not have any Crispy Creamy Chewy Crunch bars, which are her favorite. She decides to take one of her fathers fighter jets to the candy factory.
At the candy factory, they encounter a rude security guard who informs them that the candy is now made in Mexico. His surly attitude is quickly resolved with a bazooka. Zooka Baby then orders Percival to enter the factory and make some candy. She soon has thousand of candy bars, proving that what Zooka Baby wants, Zooka Baby gets.
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