Straight Vanilla Episode #1: Attack of the Sex Zombies

Description: WE NEED YOUR HELP! There are absolutely free things you can do IMMEDIATELY! Each take less than 20 seconds each: 1) Put this video on your Facebook wall and share via twitter! It takes just a few moments and EXPONENTIALLY INCREASES OUR VIEWERSHIP. Your stamp of approval really means the world to us. 2) Send us a email, message, or comment! We love to hear from you! A sexually repressed super hero (Straight Vanilla) and his barely closeted gay sidekick (G.A.Y.) fight to keep the faith based town of Vanilla Ville free from the evils of modern society (secularism, liberalism, non procreation related sex). In episode #1, Straight Vanilla (Chris Oberto) & G.A.Y. (Mike Ciraco) must protect Vanilla Ville from the evil villain Bi-Sexual Yoga Instructor (Liz Lytle) who plans on dumping liquid Viagra into the town's water supply, thus turning the towns inhabitants into Sex Zombies. Will Straight Vanilla be able to resist Bi-Sexual Yoga Instructors super power (making out with hot chicks), or will he succumb to the male kryptonite? Straight Vanilla is an exciting new web series, done in the style of the old 60's Batman show starring Adam West.