The Instructor with Sean Hayes
An ad for The Paris Hilton Presidential Campaign. Paid for by Funny Or Die.
- August 05, 2008
- 11m Views
Starring Paris Hilton, Written by Adam McKay, Produced by Chris Henchy, Directed by Jake Szymanski. Featuring Tinkerbell.
August 05, 2008
Male Voice: (whispers) Exclusive.
Male Voice: He's the oldest celebrity in the world,
Male Voice: like, super old.
Male Voice: Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin.
Male Voice: And beer was served in a bucket.
Male Voice: But is he ready to lead?
[patriotic music plays]
Paris Hilton: Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton
and I'm a celebrity too.
Paris Hilton: Only, I'm not from
the olden days,
Paris Hilton: and I'm not promising change
like that other guy.
Paris Hilton: I'm just hot.
Paris Hilton: But then that wrinkly, white haired
guy used me in his campaign ad,
Paris Hilton: which I guess means I'm
running for President.
Paris Hilton: So thanks for the endorsement
white haired dude,
Paris Hilton: and I want America to know that
I'm like totally ready to lead.
Paris Hilton: And now I want to present my
energy policy for America.
Paris Hilton: Just as soon as I finish reading
this article on where
Paris Hilton: I can fly to, to get
the best tan.
Paris Hilton: Oh, Maui, loves it.
Paris Hilton: Okay, so here's my
Paris Hilton: Barack wants to focus on new technologies
to cut foreign oil dependency,
Paris Hilton: and McCain wants
Paris Hilton: Well, why don't we do a hybrid
of both candidates' ideas?
Paris Hilton: We can do limited offshore drilling
with strict environmental
Paris Hilton: oversight while creating tax
incentives to get Detroit making
Paris Hilton: hybrid and electric cars.
Paris Hilton: that way the offshore drilling
carries us until the new
Paris Hilton: technologies kick in which will then create
new jobs and energy independence.
Paris Hilton: Energy crisis solved.
Paris Hilton: I'll see you at the
Paris Hilton: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have
to go pick out a Vice President.
Paris Hilton: I'm thinking Rihanna.
I'll see you at the White House.
Paris Hilton: Oh, and I might
paint it pink.
Paris Hilton: I hope that's cool
with you guys.
Paris Hilton: Bye.
Paris Hilton: (Voiceover) I'm Paris Hilton and I approve this
message because I think it's totally hot.