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Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad

An ad for The Paris Hilton Presidential Campaign. Paid for by Funny Or Die.
 
 
 

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Okay, so I actually now have some respect for this woman.

posted about 18 hours ago
 

"White-haired dude" -- Classic!

posted about 18 hours ago
 
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She actually make some good points on the energy polices.

posted 1 day ago
 

Check out Bert Kreischer, "The Original Joe Six Pack."

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2f633e6b80

posted 1 day ago
 

NEWS FLASH

Professional staff have positively diagnosed Paris Hilton’s condition.

Miss Hilton has been confirmed to be suffering from an advanced case of HUTAS (Head Up The Ass Syndrome). Hilton exhibits the advanced symptoms related to a patient with their head clearly up their ass. It is known that if HUTAS isn’t diagnosed and treated in its early stages, th... more >

NEWS FLASH

Professional staff have positively diagnosed Paris Hilton’s condition.

Miss Hilton has been confirmed to be suffering from an advanced case of HUTAS (Head Up The Ass Syndrome). Hilton exhibits the advanced symptoms related to a patient with their head clearly up their ass. It is known that if HUTAS isn’t diagnosed and treated in its early stages, the condition suffocates the brain and leads to irreversible systemic damage. Symptoms are characterized by a lack of intelligence, muffled hysteria and blind arrogance which enlarges the head making it more difficult to cure the disease.

Treatment for HUTAS includes applying repeated and sufficient force to each side of the buttocks with one’s foot. Having the patient publicly walking or running while their buttocks is booted builds psychological confidence for the patient and satisfaction for the treatment specialist. Most professionals agree that in Miss Hilton’s case, several hundred treatment sessions will be required to obtain full remission. Due to the expected long are arduous recovery period, it is recommended that the public at large be recruited to administer treatments.

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posted 1 day ago
 

So, mojocat? Your mojo must have left you.Your brain has gone soft. You probably think Obama is a Muslim? Terrorist?Thinking about that crap about W.Ayers? Third coming of the anti-Christ? Jackass, if Pallin(in comparison)is his first choice, his judgement is shot. Don't think I want the boy in office. 'Though he has been in jail before(street cred, ya'll.

posted 1 day ago
 

I'd say this video sums up McCain's campaign thus far:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjomYMe6t_U

posted 1 day ago
 

Uh huh... Just like Sarah can see Russia from her back yard.


Frivolous said:

Well, it was only a matter of time until someone came to challenge Sarah Palin for the "Most Dangerous Women to let near the White House" Award. I bet Paris can see the moon from her house...that makes her equally qualified right?

Uh huh... Just like Sarah can see Russia from her back yard.


Frivolous said:

Well, it was only a matter of time until someone came to challenge Sarah Palin for the "Most Dangerous Women to let near the White House" Award. I bet Paris can see the moon from her house...that makes her equally qualified right?

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posted 1 day ago
 

Hmmmmmmmmm but some how mojocat... they are smarter than you.

posted 1 day ago
 

Paris is halarious! OMG! She's actually more articulate than Sarah Palen...

posted 1 day ago
 

people who would vote for obama are about as bright as paris hilton. mccain hit the nail on the head. whoever helped her produce this clip is a dimwit.

posted about 2 days ago
 

wow........this is the smartest thing i ever seen her say

posted about 2 days ago
 

You know what? I think Paris' idea about energy is REALLY smart.

posted about 2 days ago
 

Is PH one dumb boloney sniffer or what? See her reading the que-cards? She can't even remember her lines.

A better dialog would have been:
"Hi, I'm Paris Hilton & I might not be smarter then a plate of week old horse-radish but I'm hot. So I'm doing this clip because it's election season and it's a way to con people into faking they like me again."

Is PH one dumb boloney sniffer or what? See her reading the que-cards? She can't even remember her lines.

A better dialog would have been:
"Hi, I'm Paris Hilton & I might not be smarter then a plate of week old horse-radish but I'm hot. So I'm doing this clip because it's election season and it's a way to con people into faking they like me again."

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posted about 2 days ago
 

Well, it was only a matter of time until someone came to challenge Sarah Palin for the "Most Dangerous Women to let near the White House" Award. I bet Paris can see the moon from her house...that makes her equally qualified right?

posted about 3 days ago
 

Meet the original, "Joe Six Pack."

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2f633e6b80

posted about 3 days ago
 

Wow!! Interesting!! I am going to share this video on the dating site *^*^*^*agelesscupid^*^*^*C O M, there many famous rich men looking for real relationship with young beautiful girls

posted about 3 days ago
 
posted about 4 days ago
 

Paris, if you really want to help Obama and not that super old dude, please wear Ojamas for the world. Think of it as your duty as the queen of hawt. http://www.ojamas.us. Luv ya.

posted about 4 days ago

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