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Louis C.K. - Sad Handjob

Louis C.K. describes a handjob that was the saddest thing in the history of the United States.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Stand Up

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Credits: Louis C.K.

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Louis is an effing comic genius. I wanna see this guy live.

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I would LIKE to go see him live in Buffalo, but because I'm young, i'd have to go with my parents. . . I really don't want to do that.

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The funniest shit ever!!

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dry handjobs suck. the ladies use lotion all over their bodies. you’d think they have enough sense to rub some of it on a dick. :D

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