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Even the Simmons family gets into the holiday spirit when Satan celebrates Christmas. Merrrrrrry Pissmass!
Published December 19, 2013 48k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Gene Simmons, Shannon Simmons, Nick Simmons & Sophie Simmons
Featuring - Dan Klein & Nick Corirossi
Written by Dan Klein & Emily Strachan
Directed by Danny Jelinek
Director of Photography- Daniel Levin
B Camera Operator - Devin Walters
1st AC- Rebecca Carpenter
2nd AC - Saad Hameed
Gaffer - Zach Wilcox
Key Grip - Brody Culbertson
Swing - Josh Amato & Pawel Pogorzelski
Production Designer - Rachael Ferrara
Art Director - Casey Baker
Art Swing- Caleb Dawson & Aaron Higgins
Hair and Make Up Artist - Chris Mills & Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Wardrobe Stylist - Melissa Gould McNeely
Sound- Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
1st AD - Sean Decanay
Production Assistants - John McKay, Damain Lang & Darren Zimmet
Production Coordinator - Ryan Scobey
Editor - Chris Poole
Producer - Jason Carden, Sean Boyle & Michelle Fox
Executive Producer - Jessica Steindorff
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Published December 19, 2013

[music plays]
MERRY PISSMASS!
MERRY PISSMASS!
FROM JOLLY OL' ST. PRICK.
THAT'S ME
SATAN CLAUSE
[METAL MUSIC PLAYS]
C'MON, LET'S EAT.
[laughs]
[bell rings]
- DINNER'S READY.
AHH.
ROASTED HOOD OF PEDOFILE EVERYONE--
- I NEVER TOUCHED, AND THEY'RE JUST PRETTY.
- WE ALWAYS HAVE PEDOFILE.
- OH STOP IT--
LOOKS GOOD, LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
- THANK YOU, HONEY.
- AND A SIDE OF MURDERERIST INTESTINES
[laughs]
- SATAN CLAUSE, YOU'RE SO BAD
[chuckles]
[phone rings]
JUST ANSWER THE FUCKIN' PHONE.
- HELLO
OH HOW YOU DOING BUD?
- WHO IS IT?
- YEAH--
OH YOU'RE STAYING FOR 2 DAYS.
OH NO, SHE WON'T MIND AT ALL.
OKAY MARK, LOVE YA.
SEE YA.
- NO, SAY NO.
I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.
- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM--
- HE COMES OVER FOR 2 NIGHTS--'
- HE'S MY LITTLE BROTHER.
- THEN HE STAYS FOR 6.
THEN YOU START LENDING HIM MONEY.
- WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS?
- MAYBE TRY NOT TO ENABLE HIS BAD HABITS, HOW ABOUT THAT?
- I'M SATAN!
I ALWAYS ENABLE BAD HABITS.
[explosion]
[laughs]
- CAN'T GET THROUGH A SINGLE PISSMASS WITHOUT YOU FIGHTING.
- WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
THEY DON'T EVEN SLEEP IN THE SAME BED ANYMORE?
- SOPHIE, WHEN DID YOU START DRINKING?
- FUCK YOU. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD
- DON'T TALK TO YOUR DAD LIKE THAT.
HE'S KING OF THE UNDERWORLD
- OH YOU'RE A WHORE
- THAT'S JUST NOT THE--
- EVERYTHING'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU.
- OH, EVERYTHING'S ABOUT ME?
- YEAH, EVERYTHING'S ABOUT YOU?
- OH LET ME BRING MY FUCKING STICK TO DINNER?
- IT'S NOT A STICK. IT'S A STAFF
- TIME OUT. TIME OUT.
- I'M GOING TO SHOVE THIS STICK RIGHT UP YOUR ASS
- YOU'RE GOING TO PUT AN EYE OUT
- WAIT A MINUTE.
DON'T YOU SEE WHAT WE'RE DOING?
WE'RE FIGHTING.
WE'RE CURSING.
IT'S A PISSMASS MIRACLE.
[flame burst]
[laughing]
- OH FUCK YOU GUYS.
- FUCK YOU GUYS.
- OHH.
FUCK EVERYONE.
- LET'S SING OUR FAVORITE PISSMASS CAROL.
- OKAY
[interposing voices singing]
- AND SO ENDED THE WORSE PISSMASS OF MY LIFE.
BUT IN HELL, WORSE MEANS BEST.
- OH, DAD SHUT UP SERIOUSLY.
WE'RE IN HELL. IT'S NOT OPPOSITE DAY.
[flame bursting]

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