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Even the Simmons family gets into the holiday spirit when Satan celebrates Christmas. Merrrrrrry Pissmass!
Published December 19, 2013 45k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring - Gene Simmons, Shannon Simmons, Nick Simmons & Sophie Simmons
Featuring - Dan Klein & Nick Corirossi
Written by Dan Klein & Emily Strachan
Directed by Danny Jelinek
Director of Photography- Daniel Levin
B Camera Operator - Devin Walters
1st AC- Rebecca Carpenter
2nd AC - Saad Hameed
Gaffer - Zach Wilcox
Key Grip - Brody Culbertson
Swing - Josh Amato & Pawel Pogorzelski
Production Designer - Rachael Ferrara
Art Director - Casey Baker
Art Swing- Caleb Dawson & Aaron Higgins
Hair and Make Up Artist - Chris Mills & Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Wardrobe Stylist - Melissa Gould McNeely
Sound- Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
1st AD - Sean Decanay
Production Assistants - John McKay, Damain Lang & Darren Zimmet
Production Coordinator - Ryan Scobey
Editor - Chris Poole
Producer - Jason Carden, Sean Boyle & Michelle Fox
Executive Producer - Jessica Steindorff
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Published December 19, 2013

[music plays]

MERRY PISSMASS!

MERRY PISSMASS!

FROM JOLLY OL' ST. PRICK.

THAT'S ME

SATAN CLAUSE

[METAL MUSIC PLAYS]

C'MON, LET'S EAT.

[laughs]

[bell rings]

- DINNER'S READY.

AHH.
ROASTED HOOD OF PEDOFILE EVERYONE--

- I NEVER TOUCHED, AND THEY'RE JUST PRETTY.

- WE ALWAYS HAVE PEDOFILE.

- OH STOP IT--
LOOKS GOOD, LOOKS REALLY GOOD.

- THANK YOU, HONEY.

- AND A SIDE OF MURDERERIST INTESTINES

[laughs]

- SATAN CLAUSE, YOU'RE SO BAD

[chuckles]

[phone rings]

JUST ANSWER THE FUCKIN' PHONE.

- HELLO

OH HOW YOU DOING BUD?

- WHO IS IT?

- YEAH--

OH YOU'RE STAYING FOR 2 DAYS.

OH NO, SHE WON'T MIND AT ALL.

OKAY MARK, LOVE YA.

SEE YA.

- NO, SAY NO.
I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM--

- HE COMES OVER FOR 2 NIGHTS--'

- HE'S MY LITTLE BROTHER.

- THEN HE STAYS FOR 6.
THEN YOU START LENDING HIM MONEY.

- WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS?

- MAYBE TRY NOT TO ENABLE HIS BAD HABITS, HOW ABOUT THAT?

- I'M SATAN!

I ALWAYS ENABLE BAD HABITS.

[explosion]

[laughs]

- CAN'T GET THROUGH A SINGLE PISSMASS WITHOUT YOU FIGHTING.

- WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
THEY DON'T EVEN SLEEP IN THE SAME BED ANYMORE?

- SOPHIE, WHEN DID YOU START DRINKING?

- FUCK YOU. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD

- DON'T TALK TO YOUR DAD LIKE THAT.
HE'S KING OF THE UNDERWORLD

- OH YOU'RE A WHORE

- THAT'S JUST NOT THE--

- EVERYTHING'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU.

- OH, EVERYTHING'S ABOUT ME?

- YEAH, EVERYTHING'S ABOUT YOU?

- OH LET ME BRING MY FUCKING STICK TO DINNER?

- IT'S NOT A STICK. IT'S A STAFF

- TIME OUT. TIME OUT.

- I'M GOING TO SHOVE THIS STICK RIGHT UP YOUR ASS

- YOU'RE GOING TO PUT AN EYE OUT

- WAIT A MINUTE.

DON'T YOU SEE WHAT WE'RE DOING?

WE'RE FIGHTING.
WE'RE CURSING.

IT'S A PISSMASS MIRACLE.

[flame burst]

[laughing]

- OH FUCK YOU GUYS.

- FUCK YOU GUYS.

- OHH.

FUCK EVERYONE.

- LET'S SING OUR FAVORITE PISSMASS CAROL.

- OKAY

[interposing voices singing]

- AND SO ENDED THE WORSE PISSMASS OF MY LIFE.

BUT IN HELL, WORSE MEANS BEST.

- OH, DAD SHUT UP SERIOUSLY.

WE'RE IN HELL. IT'S NOT OPPOSITE DAY.

[flame bursting]

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