Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in this second installment of literal videos!
Published October 14, 2008 730k views Immortal More Info ยป
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Lyrics/singing: Dustin McLean
Voices: Jonah Ray, Priscilla McLean
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Published: October 14, 2008

[Whispering and Mumbling] [Music Playing]
[Door Slams]
Jonah Ray: Eh, eh, eh, eh. I'm returning a book.
Priscilla McLean: Huh? Oh, it's you.
Jonah Ray: Doo, doo, doo. Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Priscilla McLean: Shh! Be quiet!
[Chimpanzee Sounds]
Jonah Ray: That's a lot of books!
Jonah Ray: It sure is.
Jonah Ray: Oof! Ugh!
Dustin McLean: I've got a stack of books to return. I wish that they were better. Now, I'm singing in the library and trying to flirt. Why'd that janitor walk there?
Dustin McLean: The monkey's reading. Let me help with the books. You have really big glasses.
Dustin McLean: I'm acting really bashful while I'm singing to you. Oh, I won't go away. No, I just won't go away.
Dustin McLean: Now, I'll walk away and head over here. I'll check the files out when I get over here. When I open this the cards all fly out. I saw Ghostbusters this copied that. Now, now, now, play the keyboard.
[Music Playing]
Dustin McLean: Is that Dave Coulier?
Dustin McLean: Throw this away.
Dustin McLean: I'm looking for a specific book. Bout a Rabbi and black guy. I'm peeking through the books and I won't leave you alone. And now, I'll float to the next level.
Jonah Ray: In a magic chair.
Dustin McLean: What's happening with that monkey? What is with this gas mask? This is a strange library.
Jonah Ray: I think it's dumb.
Dustin McLean: I'm gonna pull a gun on you, but don't be afraid. I'm silly, so. Now, I'm floating back down to the ground floor. I never realized I could fly so easily.
Dustin McLean: Now, the Rabbi's walking right behind me. I don't know why he is following me, maybe he wants this book.
[Music Playing]
[Chimpanzee Sounds]
Dustin McLean: Check out my cool new sweater. I just bought it, it's from The Gap. It was just forty dollars.
Jonah Ray: La la la la. All right. Now! Damn it! Got it, now! Come on! You're kidding me! Just catch it! All right, I'm throwing the book. Now! Yeah! Thank you!
Dustin McLean: Do you like my mullet? Business in front, party in back. Now, I'm an old man.