The Ultimate Compliment

Description: http://www.RTcomedy.com A love song with a certain sheen to it. Words and music by Greg Castle. Directed by Behn Fannin. Starring Greg Castle Justin Johnson Adam Karell Paul Natonek Dustin Sterling Assistant Director Josh Blackburn. Love songs can be hard to write Everything I say seems trite and like some high school student cliche But since I looked into your eyes Everything about me tries to find the words to let me convey You are something special Something more than just a ordinary love I wanna' tell you what I mean You shine like a star, whether or not you're on screen You're wise and mature, never playing sixteen When we're on the town, you never make a scene All I'm really saying is, I'm thankful you're not Charlie Sheen You never threaten me with knives, Don't pal around with Heidi Fleiss, and you never accidentally shoot me in the arm You have your high school degree, You aren't holding any PCP, And you never try to cover guilt with charm I want you to know how I appreciate the way you don't come up with different ways to try cocaine You're under control of your violent tendencies You don't have some porn stars you want me to meet You never do blow in the bathroom at KFC I guess what I'm saying is, I'm thankful you're not Charlie Sheen And I'm glad I'm not you're not a mess With a hit on CBS I wish that everyone could be as blessed as me You can have a drink without turning on me You don't need a break at a rehab facility You don't get naked and angry in a Plaza hotel suite The thing I love about you most, you're nothing like Charlie You don't have excuses that make me want to scream You don't have a fetish for life at dangerous speeds You don't have a death wish that's about to succeed I love all the little things that make you less like Charlie Sheen.