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You're Welcome: Chris Brown and Selfie Sticks
Published March 20, 2014 38k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Producer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Alex Hutchinson: Sound
Aaron Ulrich: DP
Matt Sweeney: Camera
Sara Armijo: Hair and Makeup
Jack Bishop and Justin Nijm: Directors/Editors

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HI GUYS. DASHIELL HERE.

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FUNNY OR DIE FOUND THE BEST
STUFF ON THE INTERNET JUST FOR YOU.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

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IN TECH NEWS, AN INDONESIAN WOMAN
INVENTED A STICK FOR

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YOUR PHONE TO HELP YOU TAKE A GROUP
PICTURE WITHOUT HAVING

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TO ASK A STRANGER.

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IT'S CALLED A SELFIE STICK.

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FINALLY. TEENS CAN TAKE MORE SELFIES
AND TALK TO LESS PEOPLE.

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WAIT A MINUTE. HAVEN'T WE SEEN
THIS STICK INVENTION BEFORE?

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OH YEAH, IT'S CALLED A STICK.

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IT'S BEEN AROUND
SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME.

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NOW WE DON'T HAVE A SEGUE FOR THE
NEXT STORY, BUT WE DO

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HAVE 2 CHAINZ ON A SEGWAY.

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IN CHRIS BROWN NEWS, THE 24
YEAR OLD POP STAR IS GOING BACK

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TO JAIL. THIS TIME FOR TELLING HIS
COURT MANDATED REHAB GROUP

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THAT HE'S QUOTE GOOD AT USING
GUNS AND KNIVES UNQUOTE.

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HE'LL BE LOCKED UP UNTIL APRIL 23RD
WHICH MEANS HE'S FINALLY

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GOING TO FACE SOME SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS,

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MISSING BOTH WEEKENDS OF COCHELLA.

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SPEAKING OF DRUGS, COURTNEY LOVE
TWEETED THAT SHE THINKS SHE

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FOUND THE MISSING MALAYSIAN PLANE.

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BUT HOW DID SHE GET THE IMAGE TO
CRACK THE CASE? I GUESS SHE

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WAS SO HIGH SHE WAS ACTUALLY ABLE
TO GET AN ARIAL VIEW OF EARTH.

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ALRIGHT, NOW LET'S HOP ON OVER TO
THE CUTE CORNER.

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TODAY WE HAVE A TON OF BASSET
HOUNDS COMING OUT OF A TINY DOG HOUSE.

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LIKE A CLOWN CAR, EXCEPT NOT MY
WORSE NIGHTMARE.

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THIS IS JUST A GOOD VIDEO OF A PUPPY
ROLLING DOWN A HILL IN A HOODY.

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(LAUGHS)

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IN OTHER NEWS, THIS DOG HAS AN ADORABLE
CASE OF ROAD RAGE.

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(CAR HORN HONKS)

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YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING DAWG.
YOU'RE CLEARLY DRUNK.

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THAT'S IT GUYS.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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BYE.

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