A few Game of Thrones fans are taking a pledge to save themselves for the books. Will you stay faithful with them and honor the will of creator George R.R. Martin? Or will you give in to temptation and binge watch season six on some slutty TV?
- May 28, 2016
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Directors: Bryan Madole, Tom Campbell
Writer: Bryan Madole
DP: Tom Campbell
Producer: Andrew Grissom
Gaffer: Nick Favorite
Key Grip: Stephen St. Peter
Production Designer: Michelle Dokos
Hair/Makeup: Brenna Haukedahl
Sound Mixer: Ryan Kaiser
Actors: Lilan Bowden, Doug Jones, Demorge Brown, Pat O'Brien
PA: Katie Barreira
May 28, 2016
♪ [ music ] ♪
Doug Jones: I'm making a pledge. A pledge
to remain pure, and unsullied.
Lilan Bowden: A pledge to save myself
for something better.
DeMorge Brown: A pledge to wait...
DeMorge Brown: for the books.
Doug Jones: Now that the Game of Thrones
TV show has caught up
Doug Jones: with the books, many long time
readers will be looking
Doug Jones: to get their spoilers from the show.
Lilan Bowden: Instead of waiting for something
Lilan Bowden: more pure.
DeMorge Brown: That's why we're making a promise.
DeMorge Brown: A promise to remain undefiled
by show spoilers.
Doug Jones: To stay Season 6 virgins.
- I'm one.
- ♪ ♪
Lilan Bowden: Lilan: You only have one chance
to lose your innocence.
DeMorge Brown: To be spoiled for the first time.
Doug Jones: I want my first time to be special.
Doug Jones: Something between me,
a very special book, and
Doug Jones: the creator himself.
Doug Jones: It is so hard when the
temptation is right there in
Doug Jones: front of you.
Lilan Bowden: Primetime.
Lilan Bowden: HBO Sunday.
Lilan Bowden: Silicon Valley for desert.
Doug Jones: Doug: But we have to stand firm.
DeMorge Brown: You've seen it right?
DeMorge Brown: Jon Snow's already back alive isn't he?
DeMorge Brown: He can't be dead.
DeMorge Brown: Bad Percy!
Bad Percy. Bad Percy.
- I want it to be magical
Lilan Bowden: when I find out who
Jon Snow's parents are.
Lilan Bowden: Not some dirty thing I
share with a television
Lilan Bowden: audience of 8 million people.
DeMorge Brown: I actually already figured out who Jon's
DeMorge Brown: parents are, because I re-read
the books so many times.
Lilan Bowden: How will you pop your cherry?
Lilan Bowden: Will you honor the creator's will?
Doug Jones: Or will you hop onto a couch with
a stranger, and binge
Doug Jones: watch it on some slutty TV?
♪ [ mysterious music ] ♪
Multiple Voices: Shame!
[ yelling ]
DeMorge Brown: I pledge my life and honor.
DeMorge Brown: to the Night's Watch.
DeMorge Brown: For this night and all nights to come.
Doug Jones: Take the pledge.
Lilan Bowden: [ echoing ] Take the pledge.
DeMorge Brown: [ echoing ] Take the pledge.
Doug Jones: The Season 6 Virginity Pledge.
DeMorge Brown: [ echoing ] Finish the damn books George.
DeMorge Brown: Write faster.
Lilan Bowden: [ echoing ] The creator has a plan.