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Paul Rudd pitches his best marketing ideas for Our Idiot Brother to Harvey Weinstein from a piece of toilet paper he wrote them on.
Published August 09, 2011 580k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Paul Rudd, Harvey Weinstein
Written by - Rob Klein & Colin Jost
Directed by - Rob Klein
Exec Producer - Mike Farah, Dane Reiley
Producer - Mike Fox
DP - Jon Chen
2nd Camera Op - Arianna LePenne
Funny or Die Consultant - Chris Kelly
Grip - Thomas Chavez
Sound Coordinator - Cory Choy
Sound Recordist - Hunt Beaty
Driver/PA - Matt Leiderman
Post House: Black Spot
Editor: Alexander Serpico
Sound Mix: Pat Bishop
Special Thanks - The Weinstein Company
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Published August 09, 2011

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(whispers) Exclusive

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Paul: (knocking) Hey, Harvey.

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Harvey: Paul, how are ya?

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Paul: Good, how's it going?

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This is where it happens, huh?

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Harvey: This is it man.

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This is where it happens.

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Paul: Good Will Hunting.

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Harvey: Yep.

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Paul: Inglorious Bastards.

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Harvey: Yeah.

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Paul: E.T.

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Harvey: I didn't make E.T., Paul.

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Paul: No, I know.

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I'm just saying movies.

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Ghostbusters, Schindler's List.

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So, anyway, I had such a great time

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on Our Idiot Brother and
I'm so proud of the film.

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I had some marketing ideas.

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I know you're the master at this stuff.

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I don't want to overstep my bounds.

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Harvey: Please.

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Paul: But, I think you're
gonna like some of these.

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Harvey: Is that toilet paper?

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Paul: Yeah. Yeah, I was on the bus.

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Okay, you know how trailers
happen before movies?

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What if we put our trailer
in the middle of a movie?

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Like interrupt it.

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Like right in the middle of a sex scene.

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Like a lady is going, "Oh,
baby. Oh, yeah! Oh, Ah!"

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'Coming soon, Paul Rudd
has different ideas.'

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Harvey: You know we have

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a marketing team here, Paul,

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that usually does stuff like this.

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Paul: How about a billboard
with my face on it?

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Not pictures of my face.
My actual face live.

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You figure it out.

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You know how people are
on screens in taxi cabs?

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I wanna be on those screens.

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But I also want to be in the trunk,

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so that when they get
out to get their luggagge

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I pop out and then you
know who's driving the cab?

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Morgan Freeman.

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I want to talk to every
single person in the world

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for at least 5 or 10 minutes.

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Candle light vigil.

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Here's one, Rudd's Mud.

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I have my own line of mud.

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It's like my-, nah.

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Why don't we advertise in pizzeria's?

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You know? New York. Get
in that Brooklyn crowd.

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Brooklyn! Little slice of Brooklyn pizza.

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People love the Brooklyn Dodgers.

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It's the Brooklyn Dodgers.
It's the Brooklyn Dodgers.

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What if we give the trailer kind of

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a Pulp Fiction feel?

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Hey, quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Have you not seen Pulp Fiction?

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Harvey: I made Pulp Fiction, Paul.

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Paul: It's, nah.

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Are we sold on the title? How about this?

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Paul Rudd presents:

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Our Idiot Brother; The Hangover, Borat.

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Harvey: No.

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Paul: Our Idiot Brother starring Paul,

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wait for it, Reiser.

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Our Idiot Brother starring Paul,

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wait for it, Rubens.

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My Big Fat Greek Porno.

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People love Greek people.
People love pornos.

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Harvey: Get out of my office now.

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Paul: Is this your Oscar?

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This is your Oscar for The King's Speech.

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(crash)

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Paul: S, S, S, S, Sorry.

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Harvey: Get out!

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Paul: You get out.

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Harvey: Get out of my office.

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Paul: Na, na, na, na, na!

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Harvey: Paul, get out of my office.

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Paul: You get - okay.

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Look here, take a look at
those and just get back to me.

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You know where I'm at.

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Hey, Cameron Diaz. Mmmmm.

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No way, Mick Jagger. Mmmmm.

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See ya later.

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♫ (music) ♫

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