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Starring Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Written by Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
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Editor: Ian Skalski
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THIS IS THROWING SHADE.
WHERE FEMINASTY ERIN GIBSON,
AND HOMOSENUAL BRYAN SAFI, TAKE A LOOK AT THE
HEADLINES AND POLITICS, AND POP CULTURE,
AND TREAT THEM WITH MUCH LESS RESPECT THAN
THEY DESERVE.
CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
WELCOME TO HAIR HIGH TIE.
HAIR HIGH TIE?
LOOK AT THAT.
I HIDE IT HIGH.
YOU DID.
- BUT IT'S IN PLAIN SIGHT.
- YES.
WHAT IS IN THERE, A PILL BOTTLE?
- OH, IN HEAR?
- A HAIR SISORS?
THIS IS A NEW 2014 BEE-HIVE.
- OH, IT LOOKS GREAT.
- YEAH.
WE WENT TO SAN FRANCISCO LAST WEEK TO DO
SF SKETCHFEST...
- WHICH WAS SUPER FUN.
- SUPER FUN.
AND WE HAD THESE SHIRTS MADE LAST MINUTE...
OH, WE'RE WEARING THESE.
YOU HAD THE IDEA, YOU WERE DRUNK...
I DID HAVE AN IDEA...
YEAH, YOU WERE DRUNK, AND...
IT WAS 11 AM. WHAT ELSE WAS I GOING TO DO?
- WHAT IF WE DO TEAM FARROW SHIRTS?
- YEAH.
WE HAD A LONG DISCUSSION ON THAT ONE.
I SAID WE SHOULD DO TEAM DYLAN SHIRTS,
BECAUSE WE'RE REALLY TEAM DYLAN.
WE ARE TEAM DYLAN.
BUT ERIN GOES, NO ONE IS GOING TO REMEMBER THAT.
EVERY ONE WILL REMEMBER, OR NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE THE NAME DYLAN, AND
I WAS LIKE, EVERYONE WILL RECOGNIZE TEAM DYLAN.
WELL I WAS ALSO CONCERNED ABOUT, BECAUSE WE
WERE JUST COMING FRESH OFF THE BOB DYLAN EXPRESS,
OF THE SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL, AND I WAS LIKE...
OH...
OH, THERE IS A LOT OF DYLANS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
SO SHE GOES TEXT YOUR FRIEND JEFFREY SELF, AND SEE WHAT...
WHO I THINK IS THE KING OF EVERYTHING. THE KING OF KNOWLEDGE...
YES HE IS. SHE GOES, SEE IF SHE KNOWS. SO I TEXT HIM
TEAM DYLAN, AND HE GOES, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS.
AND THEN I GO, TEAM FARROW.
AND HE GOES, OH, I GET WHY YOU SAID TEAM DYLAN NOW, BUT
YOU SAID, YOU SHOULD GO WITH TEAM FARROW.
SO WE GET TO SAN FRANCISCO. WE SPLIT UP.
WE SPLIT UP, I GO TO BANG-ON, TO MAKE THE SHIRTS
OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT I NEED TO DO, AND I GO IN...
MAKE THE SHIRTS. PERIOD. THAT'S IT.
I GO, OH IT'S THESE TEAM FARROW SHIRTS, AND THEN THEY
GO, OH, ARE YOU FROM L.A.? AND I WAS LIKE, HOLLYWOOD, LIKE
I SCREAM HOLLYWOOD...
DID YOU PUT YOUR HOLLYWOOD SUNGLASSES ON?
I DID. I PUT MY HOLLYWOOD SUNGLASSES ON...
THE ONE WITH THE LITTLE CADILLAC SWOOP? YEAH.
OF COURSE. AND I WAS LIKE, YEAH, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
AND HE GOES, DID A GIRL CALL BEFORE?
AND I WAS LIKE, OH YEAH, IT WAS PROBABLY MY
FRIEND ERIN. AND HE GOES, IS SHE OKAY?
AND I WAS LIKE, YEAH WHY?
AND HE GOES, SHE JUST SEEMED PANIC'D, AND
CRAZED, AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT
EVERYTHING WITH HER IS ALRIGHT.
I WAS LIKE, OH NO, EITHER YOU'RE CRAZY, OR
I'M USED TO IT.
YOU WERE LIKE, I THINK IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL, AND
THEY WERE DID AN IMPRESSION OF ME.
THEY DID.
IT WAS LIKE, AHH, I NEED THESE SHIRTS, AHH...
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE THEM...WE NEED THEM IN
LIKE 30 MINUTES...CAN YOU DO IT?
IT WAS SO...AND I WAS LIKE, OH MY GOD I'M GETTING SO ANXIOUS.
AND I WAS LIKE, WHAT IS THIS RECOGNIZABLE
FEELING THAT IS DEEP IN THE PIT
OF MY STOMACH, AND MAKES ME WANT TO HURL AND VOMIT.
- IT'S ERIN'S VOICE.
- YEAH.
THIS IS HOW I INTERPRETED WHAT THEY WERE DOING.
YES.
I CALL, AND I SAY, HI, DO YOU GUYS DO SCREEN PRINTS?
AND THEY GO, (TIMIDLY) YEAH.
AND THEN I'M LIKE, DID I CALL A FUCKING BUSINESS?
IS THIS A PLACE...
YOU SEE, WE WE'RE GETTING RILED UP.
- DO YOU WANT MY MONEY?
- YEAH.
- WANT MY FUCKING MONEY?
- THAT WAS ALL BEING READ THROUGH.
AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE, I WAS LIKE, CAN
YOU DO A QUICK TURNAROUND? (TIMIDLY) YEAH. 30 MINUTES TO AN HOUR.
- OKAY, UMM...
- YEP.
- TEAM BANG-ON ERIN.
- YEAH, OKAY.
WHEN YOU WALKED IN, DID LIKE A PLOOM OF POT SMOKE COME
OUT OF THE DOOR?
NO, THEY WERE VERY PROFESSIONAL. AGAIN, LIKE I COULD'VE
HUNG OUT WITH THEM ALL DAY.
OH REALLY? THEY WORE SUITS?
I BASICALLY ASKED THEM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THIS?
AND THEY WERE LIKE, YOU SHOULD MOVE IN BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEW LOFT...
BECAUSE THEY LIVE THERE...
- YEAH.
- OF COURSE THEY DO.
YEAH. IT'S A COLLECTIVE.
YEAH, THEY WERE LIKE COME AND BE APART OF OUR COLLECTIVE...
THEY MAKE THEIR OWN BREAD. THEY MAKE THEIR OWN SHIRTS. YEAH.
COME AND BE APART OF OUR COLLECTIVE, AND I SAID, I'VE
DONE IT BEFORE, AND EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY DROPPED DEAD.
SO I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAME OUT OF THAT ALIVE.
ALSO IN SAN FRANCISCO...THIS WAS THE CRAZIEST PART, FOR ME.
I GOT IN A CAB, IN A SAN FRANCISCO CAB. THAT SOUNDS WEIRD.
I GET IN AND THE CAB DRIVER'S OLDER. HE'S LIKE 70...
- YOUR AN AGIST.
- YES.
AND HE GOES, HEY, MAKE SURE TO KILL YOURSELF BEFORE YOU'RE 60.
THAT'S THE FIRST THING HE SAID TO ME.
AND I WAS LIKE, YOU GOT IT. AND HE HAS DIABETES...
JOKES ON HIM. WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR YEARS...
OH YEAH, THIS IS CEMENTED. AND THEN HE GOES, DO YOU MIND
IF I EAT A BAGEL WHILE I DRIVE YOU?
AND I WAS LIKE, NO NOT AT ALL. AND HE GOES, THANKS.
AND HE TAKES OUT A BURITO, AND EATS IT.
[LAUGHS]
IT WAS SO, AND I WAS LOCKED IN THIS CAR, AND I WAS
HONESTLY LIKE, OH MY GOD, I'M IN THIS CAR WITH AN
ACTUAL CRAZY PERSON.
YEAH.
BUT I LOVED HIM. KILL YOURSELF BEFORE YOU'RE 60.
CAN I EAT THIS BAGEL? BA-BOOM, BURITO. SURE.
DID HE EAT THE BURITO FROM THE MIDDLE LIKE CORN?
NO, HE SHOULD'VE. I DON'T KNOW HE HAD IT LIKE IN A
TIN FOIL...
OH, HE DID. HE WAS PROBABLY AT FREE BIRDS.
- YEAH.
- OR CHIPOTLE.
ONLY TWO BURITO PLACES, AND THEY ARE KILLING
IN THE BUSINESS.
THAT'S RIGHT.
BRIAN, WHEN SOMEBODY GIVES YOU AN EMAIL ADDRESS, AND THEY SAY
IT'S AOL, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
YOU'RE 193 YEARS OLD, AND YOU'VE USED THE COMPUTER 5 TIMES.
OKAY, YEAH, AND YOU THINK A CD-ROM IS A CUP HOLDER...
- IS A CUP HOLDER...
- YEAH.
WELL HERE'S A NEW REASON TO GET JUDGY ABOUT AOL.
TIM ARMSTRONG, CEO OF AOL, SO MANY LETTERS, AND
THEY STAND FOR OTHER THINGS...
THAT IS A LOT OF LETTERS.
HE HAD A COME TO JESUS TALK.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RIGHT?
SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT A COME TO JESUS TALK IS.
- YEAH, LIKE A...YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
- YEAH.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE A COME TO JESUS TALK.
LIKE A CLEANSING...
COME TO JESUS IS LIKE A CLEANSING...
FACING THE TRUTH. MIRROR IN FRONT OF MY FACE.
DANCE, WHATEVER YOU DO...
THIS IS HOW IT IS...
YEAH.
HE HAD A COME TO JESUS TALK WITH HIS EMPLOYEES,
ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CUT
THEIR RETIREMENT BENEFITS.
THEY DID THIS THING WHERE THEY WOULD, YOU'RE THE
AOL EMPLOYEE, LET'S SAY YOU PUT $5 DOLLARS INTO YOUR
K, RIGHT? THEN AT THAT POINT, YEAH, YOU WRITE OUT YOUR...
OKAY, SO YOU'RE GOING TO...
I JUST HAD TO MOISTEN MY THUMB, BEFORE I COUNT OUT THE MONEY.
YEAH, BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS JUST HAVE ONES IN YOUR POCKET.
- YES.
- YEAH.
YOU'RE THE AOL EMPLOYEE. YOU'RE GOING TO PUT $5 DOLLARS IN
INTO YOUR RETIREMENT ACCOUNT. I'M TIM ARMSTRONG,
AND I'M GOING TO MATCH IT RIGHT AWAY.
WHAT THEY WANTED TO CHANGE THAT TO, YOU'RE THE AOL EMPLOYEE
YOU PUT $5 DOLLARS IN TO YOUR ACCOUNT, AOL JUST SITS BACK, DOES NOTHING.
NEXT MONTH, YOU PUT $5 DOLLARS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT...
YEP, YOU PUT $5 DOLLARS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, EVERY MONTH,
SO YOU HAVE $60 DOLLARS AT THE END OF THE YEAR.
AND AT THAT POINT, AOL PUTS $60 DOLLARS IN.
OH...
SO IT'S ACTUALLY A PAY CUT IF YOU TALK ABOUT 401K BENEFITS...
[UNCLEAR WORD] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WORD IS. YES, I UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE LOSING OUT ON ALOT OF MARKET ACTIVITY. IT'S ESSENTIALLY
- A PAY CUT.
- YEAH.
NOW, ONE OF THE REASONS HE SAID HE HAD TO DO THIS
WAS TWO THINGS: OBAMACARE IS GOING TO MAKE IT MORE EXPENSIVE
FOR THEM TO PROVIDE HEALTHCARE, AND JUST HEALTHCARE IN GENERAL IS SO
EXPENSIVE, AND HE GAVE AN EXAMPLE. AND THE EXAMPLE IS THIS,
THINGS HAPPENED IN 2012, ARMSTRONG SAID. WE HAD 2 AOL'ERS
THAT HAD DISTRESSED BABIES THAT WERE BORN THAT WE PAID A MILLION
DOLLARS EACH TO MAKE SURE THOSE BABIES WERE OKAY IN GENERAL, AND
THOSE ARE THE THINGS THAT ADD UP TO OUR BENEFITS COST.
SO WHEN WE HAD A FINAL DECISION ABOUT WHAT BENEFITS TO CUT, BECAUSE
OF THE INCREASED HEALTHCARE COSTS. WE MADE THE DECISION,
I MADE THE DECISION TO BASICALLY
CHANGE THE 401K PLAN. SO, LAYMAN'S TERMS, 2 BABIES COSTS US
A MILLION DOLLARS, AND WE HAVE TO CUT THE 401K PLAN...
BUT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, AOL IS LIKE A MOM AND POP SHOP,
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- YEAH.
- IT'S KIND OF A SMALL BUSINESS, SO.
- YEAH.
SO, I GET IT. THAT IS EXPENSIVE FOR A PLACE THAT'S PROBABLY
GETTING LIKE WHAT, A $100,000 DOLLARS A YEAR?
SO, ONE WOMAN THAT TOOK ISSUE WITH THIS, WAS THE MOTHER
OF ONE OF THESE DISTRESSED BABIES. SHE
WROTE A WHOLE ARTICLE ABOUT IT.
IT MUST'VE BEEN SO BORING.
IT WAS SO BORING. I WAS LIKE, WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.
- YEAH.
- YOU KNOW?
SHE SAID, I TAKE ISSUE WITH HOW YOU REDUCE MY DAUGHTER
TO A DISTRESSED BABY, WHO COST THE COMPANY TOO MUCH MONEY.
HOW HE BLAMED THE SAVING OF HER LIFE FOR HIS DECISION TO SCALE
BACK EMPLOYEE BENEFITS. HOW HE EXPOSED THE MOST SERIOUS
EXPERIENCE OF OUR LIVES, ONE THAT MY HUSBAND AND I
STILL STRUGGLE TO DISCUSS WITH ANYONE BUT EACH OTHER.
FOR NO OTHER PURPOSE, THAN AN ABSURD JUSTIFICATION FOR
CORPORATE COST CUTTING.
BORING, BUT, DEAD ON.
YEAH, DEAD ON.
GOOD FOR HER.
AFTER THIS WHOLE THING HAPPENED, TIM ROLLED HIS
COMPUTER OUT OF IT'S LITTLE COMPUTER STAND,
PLUGGED IT INTO THE WALL, DIALED UP,
[DIAL-UP SOUND]
GOT ONLINE, AND READ ABOUT THE SLEW OF PEOPLE JUST
SHITTING ALL OVER HIS LIKE...
- IDIOTIC STATEMENT...
- IDIOTIC STATEMENT.
WHAT HE DID WAS RESTORE THE 401K CONTRIBUTIONS WITHOUT
ANY CATCHES, AND APOLOGIZED TO ALL OF THE AOL EMPLOYEES.
WELL GOOD HE DID SOMETHING RIGHT.
YEAH, AND HE ALSO SAID, ON A PERSONAL NOTE, I MADE A
MISTAKE AND I APOLOGIZE FOR MY COMMENTS LAST WEEK, AT THE
TOWN HALL WHEN I MENTIONED SPECIFIC HEALTHCARE EXAMPLES,
IN TRYING TO EXPLAIN OUR DECISION MAKING PROCESS AROUND
OUR EMPLOYEE BENEFIT PROGRAMS.
WHAT KIND OF A CRAZY PERSON THINKS THAT'S EVER OKAY
TO SAY? NOT THAT QUOTE, BUT I MEAN, TO GO IN
FRONT OF A MEETING AND SAY, TO GIVE THOSE EXAMPLES...
SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE?
WHAT KIND OF BRAIN...
DOESN'T HAVE HUMAN RELATIONS...WELL I PERSONALLY THINK
HE'S LIKE AN ALIEN. EVEN HIS APOLOGY IS VERY MUCH LIKE, YOU KNOW
(ALIEN VOICE) I'M SORRY EARTHLINGS FOR THIS DISTRESS I CAUSED YOU.
I THINK THE IMPORTANT THING TO TAKE FROM THIS IS JUST TO SHUT
YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
OH, TIM ARMSTRONG?
NO, THE LADIES. THE PEOPLE WHO COMPLAINED. BECAUSE
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? MORE PEOPLE WILL USE AOL THEN
WE'LL NEVER MEET THAT MILLION DOLLAR BABY.
CATCH!
OH, GOD...
PASS IT BACK.
UH, UH, UH...
OH...
I'M IN THE MATRIX.
ALRIGHT, JUST FUCK IT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT.
SO, (LAUGHS) VERY EXCITING. VERY (LAUGHS)...
VERY EXCITING NEWS.
MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON WITH TWO FIRST NAMES...
OH...
HAS A FIRST AND LAST NAME, MICHAEL SAM,
HAS COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.
HE'S THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI, DEFENSIVE LINEMAN.
MIZZOU, GO MIZZOU...
IS THAT THEIR THING?
(SINGING) MIZZOU, MIZZOU, MA-ZZOU...
WE HAVE MOUSE, AND WE'RE IN MISSOURI. DID YOU KNOW...
- SO IT'S NOT THEIR THING.
- YEAH.
COACHES AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI EARLIER THIS YEAR...
I LOVE THIS STORY.
AT A PRE-SEASON FOOTBALL PRACTICE, WHICH YOU KNOW, PRE-SEASON MEANS
LIKE, THEY'RE NOT WEARING THEIR SWEATERS YET. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THEIR NOT WEARING THEIR SCARVES. SO THE COACHES AT THE UNIVERSITY
OF MISSOURI, DURING THE PRE-SEASON, DIVIDED PLAYERS INTO
SMALL GROUPS FOR A TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE, AND ONE BY ONE
THEY WERE ASKED TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THEMSELVES, AND TO
TALK ABOUT THEMSELVES. WHERE THEY GREW UP, WHAT PEOPLE
MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT THEM. SO DEFENSIVE LINEMAN, MICHAEL SAM
BEGAN TO SPEAK, AND HE HAD A PIECE OF PAPER IN HIS HAND HE THEN HE
BALLED IT UP LIKE REALLY LIKE, YOU KNOW, SCARED...
YEAH.
I BET HE LOOKED JUST LIKE THAT.
AND HE SAID, I'M GAY.
SO HE WAS LIKE, FUCK THE PAPER...
PAUSE, PAUSE, PAUSE.
FUCK THE PAPER, I'M DOING THE TRUTH.
I'M GAY. THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE.
AND SO, THIS GUY IS NOW ON THE PATH TO BECOME THE
FIRST ACTIVE PLAYER, PUBLICLY GAY PLAYER IN THE
NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.
HE'S A THIRD ROUND DRAFT PICK? IS THAT CORRECT?
WELL THEY THINK HE'S GOING TO BE A THIRD ROUND DRAFT
PICK. I DON'T THINK HE'S BEEN...THE DRAFT HASN'T STARTED YET.
ALSO, I THINK IT'S A BRILLIANT TIME BECAUSE WITH THE SOCHI OLYMPICS
KIND OF LIKE, IT'S AMERICA'S, IT'S NFL'S OPPORTUNITY TO BE LIKE
WE ARE INCLUSIVE. WE'RE NOT DOING THE BULLSHIT THAT RUSSIA'S DOING.
THIS IS HOW AMERICA TREATS OUR GAYS. YOU KNOW?
SO THE FOOTBALL PLAYER'S REACTIONS, HIS TEAMMATES REACTIONS,
HE SAID, I JUST LOOKED INTO THEIR EYES, AND THEY STARTED SHAKING
THEIR HEADS, LIKE FINALLY HE CAME OUT. SO, THE GOOD SHAKING YOUR HEADS.
OH, THEY KNEW?
- THEY KNEW.
- YEAH.
HE'S HAD A SHIT LIFE.
HIS BROTHER WAS KILLED FROM A GUN SHOT WOUND.
OH MY GOD.
HIS OLDEST SISTER DIED WHEN SHE WAS A BABY, BEFORE HE KNEW HER.
OH MY GOD.
HIS SECOND OLDEST BROTHER WENT MISSING IN 1998.
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HE IS?
HE AND HIS SISTER WERE THE LAST ONES TO SEE HIM.
AND HIS OTHER TWO BROTHERS HAVE BEEN IN AND OUT OF JAIL
SINCE 8TH GRADE. THEY'RE BOTH CURRENTLY IN JAIL, AND HE SAID,
AND THIS I LOVE, TELLING THE WORLD I'M GAY IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THAT.
ISN'T THAT SO SAD?
YEAH.
AND HEARTBREAKING. IN A PERFECT WORLD, HE SHOULD BE CORRECT.
YEAH.
TELLING SOMEONE YOU'RE GAY SHOULD BE NO BIG DEAL, EVEN FOR
SOMEONE GOING INTO THE NFL. SO HE SAID ABOUT DOING THIS
PRE-DRAFT, I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE TEAM WHO DRAFTS ME
BECAUSE THE TEAM KNOWS ABOUT ME, KNOWS THAT I'M GAY, AND
ALSO KNOWS THAT I WORK HARD. THAT'S THE TEAM I WANT TO GO TO.
THIS IS ALL VERY EXCITING. I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT
WHAT ACTUALLY ENDS UP HAPPENING IN THIS DRAFT...
WE'VE ALREADY BEEN READING ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT?
PEOPLE'S REACTIONS...
YES, I DON'T MEAN THAT, WELL PARTIALLY, AND I'M GOING TO
GET TO THAT, BUT FOR INSTANCE LOOK AT JASON COLLINS,
EVERYONE THOUGHT LIKE, HE'S GOING TO GET THESE ENDORSEMENT
DEALS. HE'S GOING TO GET PUT ON A TEAM.
BUT JASON COLLINS WAS ALREADY IN THE NFL...
NBA...
I MEAN NBA, AND NOT DOING WELL.
YOU HAVE TO ALSO BE A GOOD PLAYER.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YES.
AND I THINK THIS IS PART OF WHAT THEY'RE CRITICISM IS
OF MICHAEL SAM ON SOME LEVEL, IS LIKE, THEY THINK
HE'S USING COMING OUT AS A REASON TO GET PULLED IN...
BUT HE'S...RIGHT...
BUT HE'S ACTUALLY VERY, HIMSELF.
HE JUST WANTS...IF HE'S GOING TO BE A PROFESSIONAL,
AND BASICALLY, ESSENTIALLY, GO TO WORK EVERYDAY,
HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO WORK EVERYDAY IN THE CLOSET...
AND BE HARASSED.
NO.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO WORK EVERYDAY PRETENDING HE'S
SOMETHING THAT HE'S NOT.
YEAH.
THAT'S AWFULL. MY FIRST FEW JOBS...
WHEN YOU WERE IN THE NFL...
WHEN I WAS IN THE NFL WE COULDN'T DO ANYTHING.
YEAH.
I MEAN LIKE, IT WAS SORT OF LIKE, YOU WENT IN, AND YOU SAID, HOW'S IT GOING,
AND YOU WOULD BE LIKE, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. DRIPPING WITH PUSSY.
FUCKING, STICKING MY DICK IN WHATEVER COMES MY WAY.
AND I OBVIOUSLY MEAN WOMAN. DOING IT...YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YEAH.
HANGING FROM THE CEILING. HANGING OUT WITH PORN STARS.
ELIZABETH HURLEY, EVERY NIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YEAH. THIS WAS THE 90S.
YEAH.
JUST TO GIVE YOU CONTEXT.
SO ANYWAY, MOTHER JONES DID AN ARTICLE WHERE THEY
WERE JUST LOOKING AT REACTIONS FROM PEOPLE IN THE NFL.
THEY ALL CHOSE TO REMAIN NAMELESS WHICH IS SO COWARDLY, BUT
SO THIS NFL, IT WAS A PERSONNEL ASSISTANT IN THE NFL SAID,
I DON'T THINK FOOTBALL IS READY FOR AN OPENLY GAY PLAYER JUST
YET. IN THE COMING DECADE OR TWO IT'S GOING TO BE ACCEPTABLE.
THAT'S IN LIKE 10 OR 20 YEARS, BUT AT THIS POINT IN TIME IT'S
STILL A MAN'S MAN, GAME. WHICH IS SO FUCKING OFFENSIVE...
BUT IN THE FUTURE IT'S GOING TO BE A MAN, MAN GIRL LEAGUE.
WHAT DOES HE MEAN?
YEAH. I DON'T KNOW.
LIKE, IT'S GOING TO BE A MAN'S GIRLY-MAN.
THEN IT'LL BE LIKE A SPORT FOR WEAK PEOPLE
YOU KNOW HOW FAGGOTS WEAR DRESSES.
YEAH. THAT WHOLE FUCKING THING.
WE'LL DO THAT IN 10 YEARS.
SO THEY WENT ON TO SAY, TO CALL SOMEBODY A FAGGOT
IS STILL SO COMMON PLACE, IT CHEMICALLY IMBALANCES AN
NFL LOCKER ROOM, AND MEETING ROOM.
WELL THAT SUCKS.
OH, I'M SORRY. EVERY ONE HAS TO BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING NOW?
YOU KNOW?
YEAH, IT'S JUST THIS WHOLE ARGUMENT FROM THE NFL EVERY TIME
THAT'S JUST LIKE, NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO DO THIS.
OH SO YOU'RE GOING TO...
EVERY TIME. WITH THE INJURIES, WITH THAT WHOLE FUCKING THING
ABOUT CHANGING THE NAME OF THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS. THEY WERE
LIKE, IT'S JUST NOT THE RIGHT TIME.
WHEN'S THE RIGHT FUCKING TIME TO DO THE RIGHT THING IN THAT LEAGUE?
IT SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY THING THE NFL SHOULD BE
CONCERNED WITH IS TRYING TO WIN A GAME.
THIS SEEMS LIKE THE EXACT SAME ARGUMENT OF JACKIE ROBINSON.
IT IS.
WHY WOULD YOU PUT A BLACK GUY ON OUR TEAM?
I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING TALENTED.
MICHAEL SAM SHOULD HONESTLY QUIT THE NFL, AND GO INTO LIKE
BEING AN ACTOR.
WELL I DO THINK THAT IF FOR SOME REASON, GOD FORBID, HE DOESN'T
GET PICKED ON A TEAM TO GO ANYWHERE, HE WILL HAVE LOTS
OF OPPORTUNITY, BECAUSE...
WELL THERE'S ONE TEAM HE'S ALREADY APART OF.
TEAM FARROW.
EXACTLY.

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