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Lizzy and the Muff Munchers - I'm a Lesbian! http://www.lizzythelezzy.com Created by Ruth Selwyn
Published June 25, 2010 9.9k views More Info ยป
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Published June 25, 2010
Lesbiaaan. I'm a lesbiaaaan.
Lesbiaaan. I'm a lesbiaaaan!


L E S B I A N
I stand out in a crowd, I am a one in ten
L E S B I A N
Say it out aloud say it again and again

Well I am a lesbian and this is my thing
I'm not looking for a man or a wedding ring
Yeah it's women that I like coz I am a big dyke
I am as queer as queer can be and I drive a motorbike

Coz I'm a lesbian
Yeah you know what I mean
I'm a lesbian
I love the vagine
Coz I'm a lesbian
Yeah you know what I mean
I'm a lesbian
It's a daily routine

Well the lesbians I know are pretty cool
They wear their pants really low and it makes me drool
They wear comfortable shoes and they walk a certain way
They have a look in their eyes that says "I'm totally gay!"
Coz I'm a lesbian...

L E S B I A N
I stand out in a crowd, I am a one in ten
L E S B I A N (Coz I'm a lesbian)
Say it out aloud say it again and again
Coz I'm a lesbian
Lesbian!

Oh baby, you mean so much to me
I love the way you smother me
I know we only met 2 weeks ago but,
Do you wanna move in with me?

Coz I'm a lesbian
Yeah you know what I mean
I'm a lesbian
I can keep a girl keen
Coz I'm a lesbian
Yeah you know what I mean
I'm a lesbian
A munching machine!

Yeah being a lesbian is really the best
We like to work out for hours and strengthen our chest
We can party all night and we drink quite a lot
And one thing is for sure the sex is steamy and hot!
Yeah!

Chorus.

Lesbian!
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