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Published February 11, 2014 12k views More Info »
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Starring: Natalie Morales
Director/Concept by: Natalie Morales
Editor/Producer: Mars Rising
DP/Editor: Tom Lipka & Jon Enge
Producer: Ally Hord
Producer: Bette Bentley
Gaffer: Matt Sweeney
Production Design: Tricia Robertson
PA: Cole Macfarlane
Makeup By: Leigh Schwartz
Sound by: Ryan Kaiser
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Published February 11, 2014

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TO NORA.

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8TH OF DECEMBER, 1909, DUBLIN.

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MY SWEET LITTLE WHORISH NORA.

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I DID AS YOU TOLD ME, YOU DIRTY LITTLE GIRL,

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AND PULLED MYSELF OFF TWICE WHEN I READ YOUR LETTER.

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I AM DELIGHTED TO SEE THAT YOU DO LIKE BEING FUCKED

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ARSEWAYS.

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YES, NOW I CAN REMEMBER THAT NIGHT WHEN I FUCKED YOU FOR

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SO LONG BACKWARDS.

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IT WAS THE DIRTIEST FUCKING I EVER GAVE YOU DARLING.

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MY PRICK WAS STUCK IN YOU FOR HOURS,

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FUCKING IN, AND OUT UNDER YOUR UPTURNED RUMP.

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I FELT YOUR FAT SWEATY BUTTOCKS UNDER MY BELLY,

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AND SAW YOUR FLESHED FACE, AND MAD EYES.

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AND EVERY FUCK I GAVE YOU, YOUR SHAMELESS TONGUE

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CAME BURSTING OUT THROUGH YOUR LIPS, AND IF I GAVE YOU A

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BIGGER STRONGER FUCK THAN USUAL, FAT DIRTY FARTS, CAME

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SPUTTERING OUT YOUR BACK SIDE.

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YOU HAD AN ARSE FULL OF FARTS THAT NIGHT DARLING,

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AND I FUCKED THEM OUT OF YOU.

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BIG FAT FELLOWS.

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LONG WINDY ONES.

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QUICK LITTLE MARY CRACKS, AND A LOT OF

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LITTLE TINY NAUGHTY FARTIES ENDING IN A LONG

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GUSH FROM YOUR HOLE.

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IT IS WONDERFUL TO FUCK A FARTING WOMAN, WHENEVER

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HE FUCK DRIES ONE OUT OF HER.

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I THINK I WOULD NO NORA'S FART ANYWHERE.

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I THINK I COULD PICK HER'S OUT IN A ROOM FULL OF FARTING WOMAN.

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IT IS A RATHER GIRLISH NOISE. NOT LIKE THE WET WINDY FART

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WHICH I IMAGINE, FAT WIVES HAVE.

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IT IS SUDDEN, AND DRY, AND DIRTY LIKE WHAT A BOLD GIRL WOULD

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LET OFF IN FUN, IN A SCHOOL DORMITORY AT NIGHT.

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I HOPE NORA WILL LET OFF NO END OF HER FARTS IN MY FACE,

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SO THAT I MAY KNOW THEIR SMELL ALSO.

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YOU SAY, WHEN I GO BACK YOU WILL SUCK ME OFF,

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AND YOU WANT ME TO LICK YOUR CUNT, YOU LITTLE DEPRAVED BLAGGARD.

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I HOPE YOU WILL SURPRISE ME SOMETIME WHEN I AM ASLEEP DRESSED,

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STEEL OVER TO ME WITH A WHORE'S GLOW, AND YOUR SLUMBEROUS EYES,

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GENTLY UNDO BUTTON AFTER BUTTON, AND THE FLY OF MY TROUSERS AND GENTLY,

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AND TAKE OUT YOUR LOVERS FAT MICKEY.

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LAP IT UP IN YOUR MOIST MOUTH, AND SUCK AWAY AT IT UNTIL IT GETS FATTER,

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AND STIFFER, AND CUMS OFF IN YOUR MOUTH.

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SOMETIMES, I TOO SHALL SURPRISE YOU ASLEEP.

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LIFT UP YOUR SKIRTS, AND OPEN YOUR DRAWERS GENTLY, AND THEN

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LIE DOWN BY YOU, AND BEGIN TO LICK LAZILY AROUND YOUR BUSH.

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YOU'LL BEGIN TO STIR UNEASILY, AND THEN I WILL LICK THE LIPS OF

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MY DARLING'S CUNT.

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YOU WILL BEGIN TO GROWN, AND GRUNT, AND SIGH, AND FART,

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WITH LUST IN YOUR SLEEP.

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THEN I WILL LICK UP FASTER AND FASTER, LIKE A RAVENOUS DOG

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UNTIL YOUR CUNT IS A MASSIVE SLIME, AND YOUR BODY WRIGGLING WILDLY.

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OH, GOOD NIGHT, MY LITTLE FARTING NORA.

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MY DIRTY LITTLE FUCK BIRD.

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THERE'S ONE LOVELY WORD DARLING, THAT YOU HAVE UNDERLINED

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TO MAKE ME PULL MYSELF OFF BETTER.

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WRITE ME MORE ABOUT THAT.

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AND YOURSELF.

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SWEETLY.

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DIRTIER.

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DIRTIER...

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JIM.

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AUTOPLAY
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