Jane Krakowski auditioned for 'Peter Pan Live!' before NBC gave the role to Allison Williams.
Published December 01, 2014 440k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Jane Krakowski & John Early
Written by Bryan Safi
Directed by Zack Poitras
Director of Photography - Paul Rondeau
Wardrobe Stylist - Tammy Gibbens
Wardrobe Assistant - Stacy Jansen
Make Up Artist - Deanna Melluso
Hair Stylist - Anthony Reyes
Sound Mixer - Reed Adler
Production Assistants - Dom Manzolillo & Ben Wietmarschen
Editor - Michael Burke
Producer - Betsy Koch
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Published: December 01, 2014

(beep)
(male voice) LET'S BRING IN JANE KRAKOWSKI.
JANE.

> OH PLEASE CALL ME PETER.

> PLEASURE TO SEE YOU, UM, PETER...
(beep)

> OH, I'LL JUST PUT MY TONY HERE.
(beep)
DO PETER AND WENDY EVER GET
TOGETHER, AND WOULD THAT MAKE
PETER STRAIGHT OR A LESBIAN, BECAUSE
I'M COOL WITH WHATEVER.
(beep)
(sings) I won't grow up.
(beep)
I won't grow up...
Shhhh...
(beep)
AHH...

> (male voice): JANE...
(beep)

> PETER PAN IS BRITISH
SO I WORKED UP AN ACCENT.

> NOT NECESSARY--

> NEVER SAY GOODBYE, BECAUSE
GOODBYE, MEANS GOING AWAY, GOING
AWAY MEANS FORGETTIN'.
(beep)
FORGETTIN'...

> NO, I HEARD...
(beep)
(sings) I'm flying...

> I'M SORRY, I WANTED TO JUMP BUT THIS
CHAIR IS A LOT HIGHER THAN IT SEEMS.
(beep)
QUESTION, IS PETER ADDICTED TO
PIXIE DUST?

> NO.
(beep)

> I THINK HE MIGHT BE.
(beep)
I JUST NEED SOME PIXIE DUST WENDY.
(beep)
JUST GIVE ME THE DUST.
(beep)
I JUST GOTTA SCORE.
TIGER LILY IS ONLY GIVING OUT DONORS.
YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO HOLD?
I PUT IT UP MYSELF.

> YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT JUMP.
(beep)

> AHHH...
(beep)

> JANE ARE YOU OK?
(beep)
JANE?

> YOU HAVE TO CLAP FOR ME TO COME
BACK TO LIFE.

> T-THAT'S TINKERBELL.

> PLEASE I'M DYING,
CLAP IF YOU BELIEVE.
(crew members start to clap)

> THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WOW, OK, TALK SOON.

> YEAH.
(beep)
(beep)

> And I love a cabaret
I JUST FELT WHAT THE HECK.
ALSO I FORGOT MY TONY.

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