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The 12 Worst Things You Can Say In a Pitch Meeting (Doug's Dozen #9)

Doug Molitor shows you 12 ways to get escorted out of any movie studio!

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Added about 3 months ago

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Categories: Web Series Clean Comedy

Keywords: movie pitch meeting taboos dougsdozen molitor

Credits: Written by Doug Molitor; Music by Ian Whitcomb

Web Series: Web Series: Doug's Dozen (2 of 11)

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Hysterical!

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Great stuff!

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This isn't very good. If you can't be funny, at least learn how to set up a decent shot.

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I loved this! I think it's my favorite dozen.

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The Funniest yet!!!

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