Jonathan loves three things - Space Buns, Kamala Harris, and Game of Thrones. With Amanda Seales from HBO's Insecure.

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ACTOR / EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Jonathan Van Ness
ACTOR: Amanda Seales
DIRECTOR / EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Erin Gibson
TALENT COORDINATOR: Jacey Naccarella
CO-EXECUTIVE PRODUCER / WRITER: Matt Mazany
SUPERVISING PRODUCER: Ross Buran
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Kate Lilly
UPM: Jack Bradley
CREATIVE CONSULTANT / WRITER: Mark Rennie
CREATIVE POST CONSULTANT / WRITER: Joan Ford
WRITER: Hannah Levy
WRITER: Josh Brown
TALENT PRODUCER: Luke Esselen
DP: Matt Sweeney
CAM OP / SWING: Jennifer Cohen
CAM OP / SWING: Matt Krueger
PRODUCTION DESIGNER: Ashley Swanson
LEADMAN: John Flores
MAKEUP: Emily Rae Hilgenberg
SOUND MIXER: Ryan Kaiser
PA: Steven Taylor
POST SUPERVISOR: Alex Parks
LEAD EDITOR: Joe Humpay
EDITOR: Kia Reghabi

Transcript

->Oh my god, Amanda, did you see
"Game of Thrones" last night?
Um, do I love my HBO family?
Hey, boos.
So at the beginning,
brother D, honey,
he had the hottest
night Mandalay Bay.
He's making it rain
counting up all his winnings.
->Meanwhile, vintage
Mia Farrow just booked herself
a Wells "Far-gross" commercial.
->You can count on the
Iron Bank's support
as soon as the gold arrives.
->So then,
back at Winterfell,
Earl Gray is breaking the
ice with baby miss Cleo,
but he's like, bitch,
you can't fool me.
I saw your old tweets.
->Chaos is a ladder.He's like, you
can't put me on the shit.
I put you on the shit.
Three eyes.
->And then
baby "Kill Bill"
rolls up to club
Winterfell, and they're like,
you are not on the list.
And she's like,
listen up, trick.
My sister's DJ-ing tonight.
->Tell Sansa her sister's home.And then baby
"Kill Bill" and Sansa fierce
are back together reunited,
and it's oh so good.
->And then they have the
most intense sleep over ever.
->However long my list
got, he was always first.
->Your list?Of people I'm going to kill.So the Starks are
all back together again,
and let me tell you, this
year's Christmas card
is gonna be ugly.
->Then Jon Snow
takes Christina Aguilera down
to the Keith Haring exhibit,
where he "cave-splains"
all the art to her.
->They were here together, the
children and the first men.
->At the end, brother D,
he's ready to go home, take off
that hand, polish it
up, let the cat butthole breath,
when he realizes there
is something amiss.
->Listen.It's like waiting
for your period to come.
There's a rumble.
You're not feeling right.
Then you look down,
and it's like, fuck.
->Fill the gaps!Oh my god, just get
that girl a DivaCup.
->We'll see if you're
that excited when you pull
out a cup of your own blood.
->Here's the thing.Because you don't have one!And I don't have to be
in one, so I love them.
I love them from afar.
I'm like, yes, namaste, vagina.
->No, vaginas are very pesky.All of a sudden,
a whole Groupon of Dothraki
appear.
They are doing full soul
cycle, second position,
and the toughest teacher
is leading the class.
Feel that burn.
->Push through the pain.Pump them legs.Don't forget to breathe.How you guys doing?Sweat, bitch.Rickon.Dickon.And then used
car salesman's Blue Apron
delivery shows up, and this week
it's all about dragon kebabs.
->But Christina is not
letting this plane go down,
and she does a full Sully and
pulls a miracle on the Hudson.
But brother D is not happy
about her Kerri Strug killer landing.
->You fucking idiot.And the
last thing we see
is brother D making like
the heart of the ocean,
just sinking.
This hair is giving me full
on the artist formerly known
as Cersei, but currently Sansa.
But I feel like this is my
Khaleesi dragon riding hair.
Dracarys!
Where are--
My dragons?
[WHOOSH]
[CREAKING]
[WHOOSH]

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